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re: Florida man kills woman, invites neighbors to his home to show off dead body

Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:22 pm to
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Times like this are when we should go back to stringing a bastard up in the town square for all to see. He had his chance to act like a human, and failed...again. Ba-bye

Would definitely put a dent on recidivism...
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70472 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:23 pm to
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It's good to be proud of something you're good at, but looking for validation from others isn't necessary.





Can you post this on facebook?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:23 pm to
I guess an accomplishment isn't noteworthy unless others know about it......dammit Florida get your shite together
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:24 pm to
I say string bastards like this up from the light poles with their crimes noted and leave them
For the crows to feast upon.

Make it a crime to cut them down and give them a burial.

Leave them to hang and rot as a grim reminder of what awaits to those who cannot abide even the basic tenets of civilized society
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:32 pm to
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I say string bastards like this up from the light poles with their crimes noted and leave them For the crows to feast upon

You do realize he's a black man right? Any stringing up of black folks is frowned upon.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17375 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:33 pm to
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Guess his rehabilitation didn’t take.



This time we should rehab him with a .45acp.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:53 pm to
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You do realize he's a black man right? Any stringing up of black folks is frowned upon.


Which makes Zero Goddamn sense.

Hanging has been a method of execution since time immemorial.

I can guarantee you that more Europeans than blacks met their demise dangling at the end of a rope.



Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:57 pm to
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Which makes Zero Goddamn sense. Hanging has been a method of execution since time immemorial. I can guarantee you that more Europeans than blacks met their demise dangling at the end of a rope.

Of course, this only upsets the weak minded.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17375 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 1:14 pm to
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Hanging has been a method of execution since time immemorial.



An axe works pretty well to.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 1:16 pm to
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An axe works pretty well to.

Hell, bring back the guillotine! Oh wait, the French may frown upon that...
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 1:25 pm to
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What the frick is wrong with people.


Government incentivized bad breeding
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62174 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 1:32 pm to
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I say string bastards like this up from the light poles with their crimes noted and leave them For the crows to feast upon.


Damn, first read this as "leave them for the crowds to feast upon."

I was thinking that fr33 had finally gone completely over the edge.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 1:36 pm to
Florida is a hell of a drug.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17375 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 1:40 pm to
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Hell, bring back the guillotine! Oh wait, the French may frown upon that...



Could use Kim Jong Uns way:

stake person down in a field and use a mortar to blow them into pieces.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24080 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 1:40 pm to
Toll status: (Paid) Pending
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 1:42 pm to
Hate crime, right?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62174 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 1:42 pm to
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stake person down in a field and use a mortar to blow them into pieces.


Unnecessary expense. The guillotine is much more efficient as an execution tool. Everything can be reused over and over, including the basket that catches the head.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 1:49 pm to
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Unnecessary expense. The guillotine is much more efficient as an execution tool. Everything can be reused over and over, including the basket that catches the head.
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9746 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 2:12 pm to
What I'm confused about is how a man of his ummm "caliber" was able to afford a property that comes with such amenities as a "shed".
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103881 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 6:17 pm to
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you're described in the paper as "Florida Man" you've gotta do something to stand out


At this point it has to be some type of competition
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