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re: Florida man has sex with alligator?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:29 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:29 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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man
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sex with alligator
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Florida
quote:Yes, there's definitely a way this is true
there is no way this is true
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:33 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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expected to be released back into the wild
No need to tag this one.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:40 pm to FenrirTheBeard
In the immortal words of my dad, as he relayed the story to me, of our across the street neighbor, an ER doc, explaining to my father what "gerbling" was, circa 1982, as we're working on our camp....
"son, I gotta tell you. Not a whole lot bothers me. [dad drives another nail] I figure folks ought to pretty well be left alone in the bedroom [sound of nails being driven] to do what the hell they wanna do, ya know? Grab me an 8 foot 2 x 4. But I gotta tell ya...doc _______ told me about his "gerbling" thing, right? [sound of nails being driven again] Some gay dude came in the er last night with - I shite you not - a dead gerbil hung up right there in his a-hole [dad drops hammer, points to arse - now dead silent] Whole thing made me kinda sick at my stomach."
"son, I gotta tell you. Not a whole lot bothers me. [dad drives another nail] I figure folks ought to pretty well be left alone in the bedroom [sound of nails being driven] to do what the hell they wanna do, ya know? Grab me an 8 foot 2 x 4. But I gotta tell ya...doc _______ told me about his "gerbling" thing, right? [sound of nails being driven again] Some gay dude came in the er last night with - I shite you not - a dead gerbil hung up right there in his a-hole [dad drops hammer, points to arse - now dead silent] Whole thing made me kinda sick at my stomach."
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:47 pm to FenrirTheBeard
No way this happened
Nvm it happened
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Florida
Nvm it happened
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:51 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.
WTF?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:59 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Th Onion couldn't make this up.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:00 pm to Geaux2015
Exactly wtf!?!!?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:00 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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Rupert Darwin
That's an appropriate last name for a man who boinks alligators.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:01 pm to FenrirTheBeard
The tables will turn when he forces that gator to give him a blowjob.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:38 pm to lsusteve1
Well, someone took the wrong message out of the "frick that Alligator" story.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:40 pm to northshorebamaman
i don't find alligators attractive
Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:42 pm to Nativebullet
White people... smh 
Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:43 pm to lsusteve1
I would rather do a gator any day of the week as opposed to a horse. Just sayin.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:55 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Holy shite.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:07 pm to TigerTreyjpg
quote:
I shite you not - a dead gerbil hung up right there in his a-hole [dad drops hammer, points to arse - now dead silent] Whole thing made me kinda sick at my stomach."
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:37 pm to Backinthe615
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expected to be released back into the wild
And it now has acquired a taste for human flesh.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:38 pm to FenrirTheBeard
I don't believe someone has had sex with a parrot, it's really fricking hard
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:49 pm to Ed Osteen
What's next? Someone gonna frick a shark?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:53 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.
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