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re: Florida Man bitten by gator then shot by deputies

Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:31 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69286 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

I was expecting this to be about a man being attacked by a gator and the deputies trying to save his life by shooting the gator, missing and accidentally hitting the man.


quote:

I was wrong.


Had the thread titled started out with anything other than “Florida man”; “Alabama man, or “Mississippi man” for example, then you’d be right to be surprised. But Florida man? Nah, it makes perfect sense.
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
2534 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:43 pm to
Lol, imagine someone from the cesspool Louisiana calling out another state.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
249 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:30 pm to
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Best sheriff in the us


He is. Which means the left will try to destroy him like they did with Joe Arpaio.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
35372 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

Tries to break into home, swims in lake with gators, gets bitten, grabs garden sheers and threatens deputies, gets tazed twice, breaks into squad car to go for guns, gets shot and killed.


Around he fricketh. Find out he dideth.

--Shakespeare, probably
Posted by rickyh
Positiger Nation
Member since Dec 2003
12728 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 2:24 am to
So did they kill the alligator? It did bite the poor guy.
Posted by PoppedRiser
Member since May 2025
445 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 3:14 am to
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florida is a shithole.


What you came out of is a shithole. Florida is the California of the 80s and 90s.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
22488 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:15 am to
42? Damn that’s a rough arse 42. I was thinking 55 or 65
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75079 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:21 am to
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I don't advice using them around the police.


That's excellent advise.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14190 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:34 am to
His last day was a full day.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66654 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:48 am to
It is Wednesday in Polk County


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