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re: First Surgery Tomorrow What to Expect?

Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:07 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37053 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:07 pm to
Best sleep you will ever have in your life. I hope that’s how I die. Just fall asleep and never know what happened.
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
2931 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:07 pm to
Pre op area is cold. Ask for a warm blanket. They will bring one thats been heated up. Thats the shite!!

Do ask for anti nasua meds to be given with the IV.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7758 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:10 pm to
Just hope the guy/gal putting you under isnt drunk or stoned or distracted.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
43803 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:10 pm to
Nothing to worry about. Enjoy the few days off of work.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118106 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:15 pm to
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Oh man when the anesthesia hits, my god. It’s the best feeling but it last like five seconds and you black out



You blacked out after I eagle’d 18 at La Tour from 240 yds out. You might have gotten raped while you were sleeping.

Actually, you did.


You’re welcome.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58670 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:16 pm to
As some of the others say, you will probably be nervous beforehand, so ask for some shite to calm you down if that is the case.

Expect them to wait until just before they start to put you out, as they don't want you to be under any longer than necessary. Once you go out, you can expect the sensation of waking up immediately with no notion of the time that has elapsed.

You won't hurt for several hours. If you start to hurt much when the locals wear off, go ahead and take a pain pill to get ahead of the pain...you don't want to be hurting too bad before you start to knock that pain back. However, if you aren't hurting, don't take the pain pills.

Also, agree that I would ask for something for nausea before hand, as you basically have a damn hangover from the anesthesia.

Don't sweat over this...by tomorrow at this time, you'll be done with it and be relaxing in your recliner.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
5441 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:20 pm to
That’s funny, I didn’t know sex change surgery was only took 30 mins. Good luck
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:25 pm to
The last time I go put under

Started waking up and my stomach was really hurting. I knew I needed to shite and do it with the quickness. I started calling for the nurse and ahe said she would help me in a minute. I told her we didn't have that long that I needed to go to the bathroom and now.

She said "okay" and brings me a porta toilet. I was like okay I can live with this please leave and let me go. Nope, you still have IV's in both arms these girls are going to make sure you don't bend your arms. I was like he'll naw. She said no choice, just go.

It was violent diarrhea and I'm hanging my head in shame as I felt so bad for these two cute nurses. This was only the beginning of my embarrassment. I asked if they could leave so I could clean myself up, NOPE, MrLarson, stand up. The head nurse tells me to lean over the bed while the two nurses hold my arms and she rips the sheet off the bed and wipes my arse with it.

I thought it couldn't get any worse when she pulls the curtains back and there sits my wife and sister in law.

I hope you don't experience anything like this.
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39366 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:26 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37053 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:26 pm to
Eagle on 18 at LaTour?



Not even if you hit from the red tees.
Posted by Tiny Rick
In a vat in the garage
Member since Jan 2016
1517 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:29 pm to
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waking up immediately with no notion of the time that has elapsed.


Is it possible to jolt when this happens? I feel like I will and guess that’s what I’m most worried about. That I may not doze off like they want and if I do then I may jolt when I get up.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:31 pm to
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That I may not doze off like they want and if I do then I may jolt when I get up.


You really won't have any idea that you went to sleep and will be groggy as shite when waking up.

Then they'll give you some good shite to sleep for a few days.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14538 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:34 pm to
They will poke fun at you as soon as they get you knocked out. Might have an orderly check out your stuff and take photos for the next Group party.
Posted by Tiny Rick
In a vat in the garage
Member since Jan 2016
1517 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:38 pm to
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I hope you don't experience anything like this.


Won’t lie. This is hilarious and embarrassing all at the same time. I’d be embarrassed but wouldn’t be scarred by it.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48898 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:44 pm to
When I had my wisdom teeth removed, they knocked me out. It seemed like as soon as the oral surgeon hooked up the anesthesia, I was out. I didn’t say anything weird or anything after, other than feeling of my deadened lower lip and asking my Mom what it was.
This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 10:45 pm
Posted by flyingtexastiger
Southlake, TX
Member since Oct 2005
1717 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

I confessed to, opined on, and proposed.


This worries me.


Me too!!
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:48 pm to
When they start taking you back they'll ask you to start the countdown.

You'll make it to 8

Then you'll just start waking up. You won't jolt out of it, not at all.

When they scoped my knee they didn't put me under and I woke up during the surgery and it was strange but I grew up with the Dr and he talked to me for about 60 seconds and said he was almost done if I could handle the pain but I pussed out and they gave me another shot.

It wasn't anesthesia, some other type of shot.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14538 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:53 pm to
Oh, and Verset. I could become a junky for that stuff.

(War stories deleted, since you are going under soon.)

Good luck, you won't need it, but good luck.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58670 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:53 pm to
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MrLarson
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:54 pm to
Liquid hydrocodone
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