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re: first battle with constipation
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:49 am to oldcharlie8
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:49 am to oldcharlie8
Were you just looking for a reason to stick a suppository in there? Nice try, we're on to you.
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:50 am to oldcharlie8
That's why you keep a poop spoon right next to the poop knife.
ETA: Also...
ETA: Also...
This post was edited on 5/24/20 at 9:54 am
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:52 am to Saintsisit
quote:
Were you just looking for a reason to stick a suppository in there? Nice try, we're on to you.
no. but, i promise you that i was considering sticking a sharpie up my arse to break it up. my legs went numb and it was just stuck at the exit.
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:56 am to oldcharlie8
Prune juice always does wonders for me.
Explosive shite within an hour.
Explosive shite within an hour.
Posted on 5/24/20 at 9:58 am to oldcharlie8
Drink better coffee baw
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:04 am to oldcharlie8
Morning coffee always gets me moving
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:05 am to oldcharlie8
Be careful you don't have a blowout of hemorrhoids.. That happened to me a couple of years ago.. It was bad that I had to miss work and almost went to the doctor..And I never go to the doctor..The hemorrhoids would heal and come back for over a year..
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:07 am to DBama1
This right here will eliminate everything in you, I mean everything!
Beware, do not leave your home until the “experience” is over.
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:08 am to oldcharlie8
No but I eat around 100 grams of fiber a day. I can pretty much shite on demand.
This post was edited on 5/24/20 at 10:16 am
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:12 am to oldcharlie8
quote:
first battle with constipation
half dozen Krispy Kremes or a 3 piece white with red beans from Popeyes...
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:14 am to jnethe1
After my knee surgery, several years ago, I was blocked up beyond belief.
I took every laxative known to man, but nothing was pushing that choclate clump out.
Finally after 7 DAYS of misery doctor told me to take a suppository.
It greased that chocolate squirrel up just enough for me to give birth to it. I was sweating, nearly fainting, bracing myself with a surgically repaired knee fully extended.
I went back to my bed, laid down, 30 minutes later i gave birth to a much smaller chocolate squirrel. Worked up a sweat on that one too, but it was much easier to pass.
Once those two nightmares were over, I shite liquid diarrhea the rest of the way due to all the laxatives I took prior.
I took every laxative known to man, but nothing was pushing that choclate clump out.
Finally after 7 DAYS of misery doctor told me to take a suppository.
It greased that chocolate squirrel up just enough for me to give birth to it. I was sweating, nearly fainting, bracing myself with a surgically repaired knee fully extended.
I went back to my bed, laid down, 30 minutes later i gave birth to a much smaller chocolate squirrel. Worked up a sweat on that one too, but it was much easier to pass.
Once those two nightmares were over, I shite liquid diarrhea the rest of the way due to all the laxatives I took prior.
This post was edited on 5/24/20 at 11:26 am
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:29 am to oldcharlie8
quote:
final battle with constipation.
Gonna just go ahead and leave my prediction in here.
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:33 am to oldcharlie8
quote:Why would you eat that much cheese at one sitting?
i ate a half block of cheese two days ago
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:34 am to Byrdybyrd05
quote:
Laxative (and) Taco Bell
Problem solved!
FIFY
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:35 am to oldcharlie8
300 ml of magnesium citrate and you’ll be Harry In dumb and dumber
This post was edited on 5/24/20 at 10:36 am
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:43 am to oldcharlie8
Get yourself some Mira lax and take it every day for the rest of your life...else you will find yourself in surgery to fix hemorrhoids.....
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:59 am to oldcharlie8
Real talk:
- Eat less meat, maybe none most of the time
- Eat a plant based diet, plenty of literature on how to do this
Try it for two weeks, you will feel amazing, lose weight, shite regularly and wonder why you were clogging up your body.
True story!
- Eat less meat, maybe none most of the time
- Eat a plant based diet, plenty of literature on how to do this
Try it for two weeks, you will feel amazing, lose weight, shite regularly and wonder why you were clogging up your body.
True story!
Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:54 am to BigCheese2001x
How do you get enough protein? I can only eat so much beans!
Posted on 5/24/20 at 12:45 pm to Spankum
Spankum - Seriously, google your question, there are so many ways to address protein needs that don't require meat.
Trust me, I love a good BBQ and plan to indulge in meat at different points in my life, but it is the rare exception. Cutting out meat has made a tremendous health change in my life, I invite everyone to try it for a at least a few weeks to fully appreciate the affect you will experience.
I was back in Louisiana a week or so ago for a few days and during that visit I was a serious Crawfishatarian.
Trust me, I love a good BBQ and plan to indulge in meat at different points in my life, but it is the rare exception. Cutting out meat has made a tremendous health change in my life, I invite everyone to try it for a at least a few weeks to fully appreciate the affect you will experience.
I was back in Louisiana a week or so ago for a few days and during that visit I was a serious Crawfishatarian.
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