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re: Favorite comparative phrase?
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:43 am to hometownhero89
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:43 am to hometownhero89
Drunker than a two peckered owl.
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:44 am to hometownhero89
Tougher than woodpecker lips.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:49 am to doublecutter
Hotter than a fire ant bite on a fever blister.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:51 am to hometownhero89
Happier than a whore in an cornfield
So ugly looks like she made out with a hornets nest
Stunk like a freezer after a hurricane
Hotter than 2 rats frickin in a wool sock on a radiator
Colder than penguin pussy
So ugly looks like she made out with a hornets nest
Stunk like a freezer after a hurricane
Hotter than 2 rats frickin in a wool sock on a radiator
Colder than penguin pussy
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 8:52 am
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:53 am to hometownhero89
Higher than eagle titties
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:54 am to Gator5220
Drunker than a bridesmaid on bachelorette trip
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:56 am to fr33manator
Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:57 am to hometownhero89
Hotter than a virgin coot on prom night
Looks like two bobcats fighting in her jeans
High as giraffe pussy
My papa used to say
Deader than a door nail
No idea what this meant but would love to hear him say it again
Looks like two bobcats fighting in her jeans
High as giraffe pussy
My papa used to say
Deader than a door nail
No idea what this meant but would love to hear him say it again
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 9:03 am
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:59 am to tigerinms
That boy's so stupid he could fall face first into a barrel of titties and come up with a dick in his mouth
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:00 am to hometownhero89
Gayer than a bag o' dicks
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 9:05 am
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:01 am to Gator5220
quote:
Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night
Sweating like a two dollar whore on nickel night.
Nuttier than a outhouse at a peanut festival
Hotter than a three balled cat
Ugly as a barrel of homemade sin
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:09 am to Bamafig
Colder than Frostie's balls
So hairy she looked like she had Buckwheat in a leg lock
Edit in tribute to the fallen pastor: Harder than a preacher's dick
So hairy she looked like she had Buckwheat in a leg lock
Edit in tribute to the fallen pastor: Harder than a preacher's dick
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 9:11 am
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:11 am to fr33manator
That girl's so ugly she looks like she ran a hundred yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:17 am to hometownhero89
That grass is a-hole high to a ten foot Indian.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:17 am to hometownhero89
A good ol baw once told me his new shoes were so comfortable they were “like walking on a cloud of titties”
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:34 am to hometownhero89
Sweating like a whore in church
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:37 am to hometownhero89
Madder than a cut snake.
(Australian saying - they have some good ones)
(Australian saying - they have some good ones)
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:55 am to hometownhero89
Slicker than deer guts on a doorknob.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:59 am to CoachChappy
Mine would get me banned but it involves a checkbook
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:15 am to hometownhero89
I have to hit up Lynn Rollins to give an answer to this thread.
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