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re: Fat people orders at restaurants

Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:28 am to
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82790 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:28 am to
Agree. In 2020, there’s no excuse to do multiple takeout orders with different forms of payment.

If I had coworkers, the rule would be that everything gets put on one card.. and everyone Venmos the cost of their item/9% tax/at least $1 per person for tip. Then whoever is picking it up only has to pay and tip once.
This post was edited on 5/13/20 at 12:29 am
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41587 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 5:28 am to
Have you ever had just a few bites of the bloomin onion? I haven’t
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 5:29 am to
Fat people should be executed
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41587 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 5:29 am to
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frick off moron. It's literally the oldest diet one can imagine. I eat mostly this way and have never been fat.


Meat and cheese is not the oldest diet. Cheese wasn’t even invented until we domesticated cattle.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68474 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 5:34 am to
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What are some examples of "fat people orders?"

"I'll have page 2 and the bottom half of page 3....and a large diet Mountain Dew..gotta save room for dessert."
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100872 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 6:43 am to
quote:

When I was a practicing fat person, it was ordering an entree that was very “most for my money” type of thing. I almost always had an app and finished off my wife and kid’s plates also.


Today at Champs in Ruston I had a Caesar salad with salmon. And didn’t eat it all. Turns out, your stomach can shrink back to a normal size.


As I’m getting older I’m having to change my eating habits and portions. It’s difficult because I’m a naturally big guy and played college football. (OT/DE/TE) I was 6’6 270-280 then with 8 pack abs. But I ate probably 10-12k calories a day then.

Now I’m not near as active, though my job does require a good bit of physical activity. But it’s been hard to not eat like I used to and I started gaining weight. Now I weight 300-305 which for my large frame isn’t fat but I have a beer belly that I want gone. I’ve dropped a few lbs the past couple weeks I cut back on eating out (stay at home order made this easy) and started cooking healthier meals with low sodium, cut back on sugar intake, very little fried foods. Last night cooked Parmesan and Panko crusted largemouth Bass fillets I caught with some rice, buttery Brussels sprouts, and salad. Doing dry seasoned grilled chicken wings tonight.
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:26 am to
Lol. Did I touch a nerve soiboi?
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33087 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:27 am to
Cheese fries.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62623 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:38 am to
quote:

Now I weight 300-305 which for my large frame isn’t fat


Bro, you’re fat.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62623 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:40 am to
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Cheese wasn’t even invented until we domesticated cattle.


The first cheese is believed to be sheep cheese fwiw.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41587 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Now I weight 300-305 which for my large frame isn’t fat but I have a beer belly that I want gone.


A beer belly is fat. Saying this as someone who’s also trying to lose weight
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
169242 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:42 am to
quote:

putting ketchup on a hot dog.


Oh frick off
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41587 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:43 am to
Domesticated animals. Damn it I knew if there where holes in my rebuttal someone would find them
Posted by Hurricane Mike
Member since Jun 2008
20059 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:48 am to
Why do you care what other people eat?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37649 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:00 am to
quote:

A beer belly is fat.
It's the most dangerous area to carry fat.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
50258 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:03 am to
But also the coolest
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:04 am to
buying two meals?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37649 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:08 am to
quote:


The first cheese is believed to be sheep cheese fwiw.
Which is believed to have happened 10,000 years ago or less which means there's no way it was a part of "the oldest diet one can imagine". Unless you're a Young Earther, I guess.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:10 am to
my wife is a "meat and cheese only" & "extra sauce" person. It annoys the shite out of me. And yes, she's getting fat with all the gyms closed. I Can't wait for Orange Theory to open back up.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37649 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:11 am to
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