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Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:28 am to
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
19002 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:28 am to
I am Fat and I say go frick yourself with a sandpaper dildo
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:28 am to
i used to have an epic story from undergrad at LSU when i was in one of the bigger rooms (at the time). this like 450+ lb fat girl walks in late and sits to my left. she completely spills over into my seat and i have to lean left a bit. i even have to apologize to the girl next to me and she's like "it's cool i understand"

so it's awkward af, i know i'm going to be uncomfortable for an hour

...

and then the wheezing starts

loudly
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:29 am to
Some fatties don't like you quiet people
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:29 am to
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This fatass is still doing it. She's also trashy as frick.


Same something to her, don't just run to your safe place on the interwebs. You won't say one word, you'll sit there and keep your mouth shut. Air your grievances.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27959 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:29 am to
I bet you get your feelings hurt a couple hundred times a day.
Posted by Zchlsu
Twin Peaks, Washington
Member since Jan 2011
7527 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:29 am to
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This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 3:51 pm
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
19002 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:32 am to
I'd wager all the people bitching and complaining about them do.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68343 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:32 am to
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Fatty breathing drives Scruffy nuts. Sitting down seems to take the wind out of them.



Also, fatties with shortness of breath are not long for this world, usually congestive heart failure. Altogether not a total negative.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:35 am to
How many chairs do you break per day fattie?
Posted by UF
Florida
Member since Nov 2016
2696 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:35 am to
Cool down period takes a while.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68343 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:37 am to
Tiger Fred isn't fat. He's perfectly proportioned.
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:39 am to
In this thread skinny fats make fun of obese fats, not realizing that skinny fats and obese fats are one in the same.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:40 am to
I seriously hate any idea that fat people shouldn't be ashamed of being fat. Being fat is very bad, and fat people will be happier only when they stop being fat.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61691 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:40 am to
Fred is a perfect person prototype
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68343 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:42 am to
A body like Michael Phelps.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:43 am to
SFP

CFSB



Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:45 am to
Just went back over some of your posting history, eating at Popeyes, drinking mountain dews, eating inside your 2003 ford pickup truck. If I'm correct, all signs are pointing at you being obese.
This post was edited on 12/19/16 at 8:48 am
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68343 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Have you heard one of them snore?

It's unGodly.



My wife, every night.
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
10202 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Just went back over some of your posting history, eating at Popeyes, drinking mountain dews, eating inside your 2003 ford pickup truck. If I'm correct, all signs are pointing at you being obese.


I'm 50% creeped out and 50% impressed by this.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68343 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 8:51 am to
ballscaster, looking at your avatar, are you a "ballcaster"

NTTAWWT
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