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Experience naked living: Florida nudist resort holds open house
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:20 pm
Yeah, that's a no from me.
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Ever wonder what it's like to live in the buff? Well, here's your chance. The Cypress Cove Nudist Resort in Kissimmee is holding an open house on Saturday.
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The resort will offer guests a free tour, a pool party and complimentary food.
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"The open house is a Cypress Cove tradition (in which) guests can visit the resort at no cost and get a firsthand experience with no pressure to be nude," the resort's website said. "Stay clothed and relax by the lake or bring a towel, shed your clothes, and beat the heat on the beach."
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The resort said if offers on-site dining, a hair and nail salon, a massage center, a boutique, bicycle and golf cart rentals, a fully equipped gym and fitness room and a private beach with fire pits, a sun deck, docks, canoes, kayaks, paddle boards and pedal boats.
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"The open house is a great way to satisfy your curiosity and see just how much fun visiting our family friendly nudist resort can really be"
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:21 pm to DemonKA3268
none of them look like anyone i want to see naked.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:22 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:Exactly!
none of them look like anyone i want to see naked.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:23 pm to MorbidTheClown
I bet the seat cushions smell wonderful...
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:23 pm to DemonKA3268
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The resort will offer guests a free tour, a pool party and complimentary food.
Remember to keep the food at least 6" from the edge of the table.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:24 pm to MorbidTheClown
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none of them look like anyone i want to see naked.
I think that tends to be the cause for nudist colonies.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:25 pm to wheelr
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Remember to keep the food at least 6" from the edge of the table.
4.75" gets the job done for a majority of americans.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:27 pm to Restomod
quote:But it's family friendly, they have that going for them...
I bet the seat cushions smell wonderful...
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:28 pm to Chad504boy
Damn, no hiding the hair in your food origination... Yak
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:29 pm to DemonKA3268
In a state full of meth heads and retirees? No thanks.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:31 pm to TH03
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In a state full of meth heads and retirees? No thanks.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:32 pm to DemonKA3268
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family friendly nudist resort
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:33 pm to Tiger Prawn
quote:That doesn't go together, ever.
family friendly nudist resort
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:54 pm to DemonKA3268
That's enough moles on that skin to do a dot to dot Mona Lisa...
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:56 pm to Hangover Haven
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That's enough moles on that skin to do a dot to dot Mona Lisa.
Couple that with the varicose veins and you have a moving art exhibit...
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:57 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 7/11/18 at 2:02 pm to Paige
Has anyone ever been to one of these places? Seriously, I couldn't do it, too shy
Posted on 7/11/18 at 2:05 pm to LSUWoodworker
quote:Negative.
Has anyone ever been to one of these places?
A big Petrie dish. Cringe-worthy.
And I’m very proud of what Nature blessed me with.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 2:08 pm to soccerfüt
Imagine getting a jelly fish sting direct hit on the stem and berries....
Posted on 7/11/18 at 2:10 pm to wheelr
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Remember to keep the food at least 6" from the edge of the table.
Thankfully I won't be able to attend or else this would have to be changed to 9"
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