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Every time I walk into a room I flip the switch, and I have no clue why

Posted on 9/4/21 at 5:29 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124111 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 5:29 am
I flick the bathroom light out of habit, as I have every blind time I’ve walked in, to no avail,
I open the door of a 60 degree island and step into a sweltering wall of heat, of stifling stink and instant sweat,
Fans move hot air in a dead house, the fritters and jitters long fled to places where the lights are constant,
Not slaves to the thrice fanged gaudy snakes that slither through windows and coil upon muggy tile, tripping those who slip sleepless through the dark,
The old dark, that natural abyss which we have long since rebelled against,
But she waits…oh, she waits.
She’s the wind’s wicked whisper, that cruel bitch that hissed an interminable “doom, doom, doom…”,
Days ago that feels like weeks, and in her path,
Mangled metal, oak and pine snapped like the tinker toys of an angry child,
Leaving us to worship electric cicadas that flirr and flummer endlessly, glorious and maddening as they sip dinosaur blood,
Humming in the dark like Mosquitoes and stubbed toes,
Long lines of hungry cars that stop and start at dead and drooping traffic lights like dumb beasts, Lurching uncertain,
Past houses dark and dormant,
Silent but for the addicts that wander sleepless,
Past the switches that junkie hands jones for out of habit,
But the futile flick only goes


Click, click, click.
This post was edited on 9/4/21 at 5:47 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119111 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 5:35 am to
Someday they will work
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1643 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 5:42 am to
I’ll go in the back of the house with my headlight on and still click them every time. Good thing is, at least one of those switches is in the on position and it will surprise us one day when the light is on… hopefully in the very near future. Then we’ll run to the next switch just to make sure it’s really real.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8358 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 6:17 am to
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Good thing is, at least one of those switches is in the on position and it will surprise us one day when the light is on… hopefully in the very near future



You are right about that light switch.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 6:25 am to
Should put this bad boy on your switches

Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4778 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 6:40 am to
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Leaving us to worship electric cicadas that flirr and flummer endlessly, glorious and maddening as they sip dinosaur blood,
That’s quality prose right there.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124111 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 7:44 am to
Okay that made me chuckle
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1063 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 8:06 am to
Embarrassing
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20713 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 8:14 am to
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Good thing is, at least one of those switches is in the on position and it will surprise us one day when the light is on


Gonna be a real bright Samuel rise at my house. I can’t remember which ones are on and which ones aren’t.

Every time I walk in a room I switch on the switch out of habit and memory
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
18909 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 8:22 am to
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fr33manator
I enjoyed it, but I’m a fan of humanity.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 9:21 am to
I thought I was beginning to understand humanity and then I opened this thread.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 9:41 am to
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Every time I walk into a room I flip the switch, and I have no clue why

Habits aren't just for nuns, baw.
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