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re: Ever take a gander at the social media of former romantic encounters?

Posted on 11/21/18 at 12:16 am to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 12:16 am to
Nope. I don't care.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
8027 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 12:16 am to
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Nope. I don't care.



Bet you would care if one of them posted that they had AIDS.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73740 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 12:27 am to
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But then again, still married, wife's only complaint is my snoring, and she's a rich lawyer. So boom.


Oh, rest assured that your wife has mentally filed, organized, analyzed and re-analyzed that information daily to be used against you at a future date.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
8027 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 12:44 am to
Nah. I'm sure it's hard to believe, but plenty of wives are as awesome as mine. Where mine distinguishes herself is that she is also extremely attractive and gets younger with age. It's like sex with a time machine.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 12:48 am to
I banged your wife long before you did.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 12:50 am to
Why would I care about them? Onward.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
8027 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 12:52 am to
She banged a lot of douche bags before she banged me (her words not mine). Thanks for keeping it warm for me.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 12:55 am to
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She banged a lot of douche bags before she banged me


quote:

Thanks for keeping it warm for me



I put it in her butt. So,......if that’s warm that was me.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
8027 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 12:57 am to
surprisingly, not warm. Cold, dark and uninviting. I retract my previous "thank you."
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 12:59 am to
I’m just kidding. I’ve never met your wife.


But if I do, I’m gonna put it in her cold, dark, uninviting butthole for ya. That’ll fix it.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
8027 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 1:10 am to
Feel free to send me an invoice for your travel time.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117114 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 5:04 am to
1) yes

2) for shits and giggles

3) the all seem to be doing well, although the last 25+ years haven't been kind to some of them
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30009 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 6:36 am to
Every so often I'll look at two to see if they are still married. One has a few kids and time hasn't been kind, but she was undoubtedly the love of my life. Young drunk me just fricked it up. Repeatedly.

The other was a smoke show then, she's a smoke show now. And when the inevitable divorce happens, she's getting a casual heeeeeyyyy. She's a dead lay, but she's sexy, smart, awesome to be around and an anesthesiologist.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 6:43 am to
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ne liked horses way more than I thought was normal and now she's a vet student (probably about to graduate)



Did you meet her on bumble? We might be eskimo brothers
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 6:45 am to
Hell I’m getting old enough now I forget their names to even look them up.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8531 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 6:50 am to
I did this on LinkedIn once. Then I found out about a week later they can see who's viewing their profile
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 6:57 am to
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I did this on LinkedIn once. Then I found out about a week later they can see who's viewing their profile


I do it knowing they can see it. Assert your dominance. They might see you lurking and hit you up.
Posted by chef tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
694 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 6:58 am to
One time and saw a kid that looked like me and never looked again.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7201 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:04 am to
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Nope. I don't care.


I don't care either. I'd have no way to look even if I wanted to. My only social media is this website, otherwise it's a phone call/text message.
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
11052 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:19 am to
I’ve always said that I’m lucky that cellphone cameras didn’t exist when I was in my teens and 20’s. For this reason you can add social media to that list.
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