re: Ever run into an old flame ?

Both of my "serious" girlfriends from high school are hot as hell. One has 3 kids but has a better bod than then and the other has 2 kids but she works out religiously.

Ran into a fling from college the other day. She had gotten divorced recently and was in great shape too.

I'm the one who's let myself go. Hah

Went to the lake after hours place a while back to get some stitches in my hand. My wife was out town and my only other doctor friend didn't answer the phone so I figured what the hell, I'll just go get stitched up. Sit down, in walks my ex girlfriend. We split when she was in med school and she was really shitty about it but we were kids and we both eventually moved on. No hard feelings. She looked really good and I was feeling happy for her that she made it through school and was on track for a good carrier. I thanked her for the stiches, gave her a hug and went on about my day. Then about a week or two later I mentioned seeing her to a friend who filled me in on her situation. She was apparently fricking her boss who was married and more or less ruined her carrier. I had no idea that after hours and small clinic doctors make shite money but from what I gathered from hearing her story is she's really struggling right now.

At first I felt sad for her, but then I


I keep seeing people say they see their ex's on facebook. Do grown men really have facebook? and if you do, why do you keep up with what your ex's are doing?

Ok so I didn't want to start a thread on it because this sucks bad, but I just dropped an atomic bomb in my toilet and realized I don't have any toilet paper... I'm home with just my 2 year old my legs have fallen asleep while trying to figure out my next move... Help OT, what do I do? Shower? Socks? Baby wipes then shower??


Just so you know the severity of this my stool had a really soft and warm consistency

Gun to head/pull trigger

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I shot this gif to my wife and reminded her how lucky I am! Caption simply read..."You'll never believe who I just ran into..."

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:cue nuclear-level argument:

Met my old lover in the grocery store
The snow was falling, Christmas Eve
I stole behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her on the sleeve

She didn't recognize the face at first
But then her eyes flew open wide
She went to hug me and she spilled her purse
And we laughed until we cried

We took her groceries to the checkout stand
The food was totaled up and bagged
We stood there lost in our embarrassment
As the conversation dragged

We went to have ourselves a drink or two
But couldn't find an open bar
We bought a six-pack at the liquor store
And we drank it in her car

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
But neither one knew how

She said she'd married her an architect
Who kept her warm and safe and dry
She would have liked to say she loved the man
But she didn't like to lie

I said the years had been a friend to her
And that her eyes were still as blue
But in those eyes I wasn't sure
If I saw doubt or gratitude

She said she saw me in the record stores
And that I must be doing well
I said the audience was heavenly
But the traveling was hell

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
But neither one knew how

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another 'Auld Lang Syne'

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IonaTiger

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Great song. One of his best.

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Talked to one for 6 hours on her birthday last weekend

Still sparks but life goes on :100:

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Fa sho. Birthdays are the best excuses to hit up an ol flang

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Actually, just the other night at a hometown football game, my wife and I ran into my old high school flame

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Hey Garth.