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re: Ever been convinced someone you know is an escort?
Posted on 9/14/16 at 6:20 pm to TheWiz
Posted on 9/14/16 at 6:20 pm to TheWiz
Absolutely. Dated a madam it turns out. You start adding up shite real quick.
It was a fun relationship. I probably should have chilled out about it and I could have ran through all her girls but that's really not something you think about in the moment when you realize you're dating a pro.
It was a fun relationship. I probably should have chilled out about it and I could have ran through all her girls but that's really not something you think about in the moment when you realize you're dating a pro.
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 6:41 pm to Clark W Griswold
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Some ugly old rich guys are really dumb.
No they aren't. They know what the game is and do what they have to do.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 7:11 pm to Hetfield
Best story I've heard regarding escorts was from one of my friends.
Him and his buddies go searching backpage for strippers to come do a show for them. They pull up one ad only to find out it was a friends girlfriend. The friend was not present when they discovered her page. After some silver action, they showed their buddy his GF's ad on backpage..
They had been dating for 2 years and he had no clue.
The guy screen caps the page and writes an email to his GF's mom giving her all of the lurid details and kept the email open until the girl came home.
When she walked in he said, "You have one and only one chance to tell me the truth...are you an escort?" She instantly denies. He shows her the page and she sobbingly admits to being an escort.
His reply, "You had one chance to tell me the truth... GTFO"...he then hit "send" on the email
Him and his buddies go searching backpage for strippers to come do a show for them. They pull up one ad only to find out it was a friends girlfriend. The friend was not present when they discovered her page. After some silver action, they showed their buddy his GF's ad on backpage..
They had been dating for 2 years and he had no clue.
The guy screen caps the page and writes an email to his GF's mom giving her all of the lurid details and kept the email open until the girl came home.
When she walked in he said, "You have one and only one chance to tell me the truth...are you an escort?" She instantly denies. He shows her the page and she sobbingly admits to being an escort.
His reply, "You had one chance to tell me the truth... GTFO"...he then hit "send" on the email
Posted on 9/14/16 at 7:38 pm to BluegrassBelle
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That's not an escort. She's just found a bunch of guys to pay for her shite until they get tired of her. More power to her if they're dumb enough to do so.
I fail to see how they are dumb, it is a business arrangement, and likely provides better return on their dollars spent than would just social dating, and for sure marriage.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 9:18 pm to TheWiz
Yes because I saw them on backpage
Posted on 9/14/16 at 9:27 pm to TheWiz
Cousin had a girlfriend that drove a Lexus and worked for some "older gentleman."
I think he dated her for like 4 or 5 months before the old act was up.
Was an OT10.
They actually broke up on his sisters wedding night. She came to me and my wife's hotel room at like 3am saying she couldn't find him. We all knew at that point she was a skank. Let her cry for like 10 minutes and then pushed her back in the hallway.
Never saw her again, only live 1800 miles from them, but still funny to this day.
I think he dated her for like 4 or 5 months before the old act was up.
Was an OT10.
They actually broke up on his sisters wedding night. She came to me and my wife's hotel room at like 3am saying she couldn't find him. We all knew at that point she was a skank. Let her cry for like 10 minutes and then pushed her back in the hallway.
Never saw her again, only live 1800 miles from them, but still funny to this day.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 10:55 am to TheWiz
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I'm basically convinced that my boss's secretary is an escort
Is she worth the $400 an hour?
Posted on 9/15/16 at 11:01 am to TheWiz
The "boss" is the "men" and she's tucking him silly.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 11:05 am to EA6B
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I fail to see how they are dumb, it is a business arrangement, and likely provides better return on their dollars spent than would just social dating, and for sure marriage.
This.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:04 pm to Alt26
Is this chick from Dallas and was once a Saintsation?
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:08 pm to Tigeralum2008
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When she walked in he said, "You have one and only one chance to tell me the truth...are you an escort?" She instantly denies. He shows her the page and she sobbingly admits to being an escort.
His reply, "You had one chance to tell me the truth... GTFO"...he then hit "send" on the email
I love how she cries....
and then like a bawss, send.
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