Elton John Loves The Smell Of Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina

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ICYMI, Gwyneth Paltrow released a candle that smells like her vagina. In even less shocking news, it instantly became a best-seller and sold out almost immediately.

You have no idea! We have been hounded and stalked by so many people. I saw the candle being sold on eBay for a ridiculous price.

Who are these people rushing to spend $75 to get a whiff of Paltrow's lady part? Young perverts who wish to light it up and infuse their mom's basement with the scent of what they wish vagina actually smelled like while watching a foreign "independent" film? Perhaps they're women who want to set the mood so their partner can later be disappointed when their vagina doesn't smell like geranium or bergamot? Yes and yes, but according to The Cut, they aren't the ones responsible for it selling it out.

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Elton John bought a ton of them. Like a lot. Like, a lot a lot. He’s a fan.

Lol. The idea of Sir Elton John sitting in his mansion - casually, yet fabulously dressed - enjoying a quiet, grey London afternoon while a candle labeled This smells like my vagina pungently burns in the corner, well, it makes me smile. He could have any candle in the world, including a competitor's This smells like my penis, and yet he chose Gwyneth's vagina. I don't think there's a bigger compliment you can give a woman.

It's also worth pointing out, he's officially connected two women to candles (albeit in very different ways). Gwyneth Paltrow to vagina-smelling wax, and his favorite woman of all time, Princess Diana, with a rewritten version of one of the most beautiful songs there ever was.

Seems fair.

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