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re: Early holiday family shitshow thread

Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20271 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:21 pm to
My "family" decided an intervention on Christmas would be in bad taste so they tried one tonight. Buncha counts. So I checked into a motel, probably spending the holidays here.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19026 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:23 pm to
Grandma trying to get out of attending Christmas cause my aunt married a black guy who was 15 yrs younger than aunt.

Last year it was in laws spouse got caught with another man on Christmas Eve and they ruined the kids Christmas by sitting them down Christmas Day and informing them they were divorcing.

Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14469 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:28 pm to
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We're just not putting our kids through the same bullshite I did as a kid of rushing around going from house to house. THAT is the shite that ruins Christmas bc the kids dont get to enjoy anything since they are traveling all damn day. You want to see us or the kids on Christmas? You are welcome to come over. If not, see you on another day.


Implemented that shite as soon as I had kids. Both my wife and I have divorced parents. Anybody who does, knows what a pain in the arse this can be. Her dad's side does xmas the Saturday before xmas. We go visit my mom for xmas eve. Anybody that wants to see me on xmas day is coming to me. I have the big house, I have the grandkids u wanna see. I don't mind the cleanup. Deal with it!!
This post was edited on 12/22/16 at 9:30 pm
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14469 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:32 pm to
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in laws spouse
da frick is a in laws spouse? You mean your wife's step mom? Lol
Posted by 1LSUFANDFW
Leesville, LA
Member since Feb 2005
112 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 12:26 pm to
Bump!!!!
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20376 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 2:46 pm to
They're both dead now but when they were alive the Christmas fights between my wife's Croation uncle and his Serbian brother in law were legendary.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98974 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 2:57 pm to
Have an 19 year old cousin that's knocked up with twins (by some guy that's on home incarceration) and eating everything in sight because she's "eating for three". She made the comment she couldn't understand why we didn't get her any of the clothes she asked for that were pre-pregnancy size.

She has no idea how big her arse is about to get (and stay).
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34516 posts
Posted on 12/25/16 at 3:36 pm to
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Just the usual bullshite of trying to make plans to fit everyones schedules and it becomes this huge ordeal and shitshow. Thats the one part of any holiday that I absolutely hate with a passion, trying to figure out plans.


The main point of all this is that no one is ever satisfied anyway. You didn't stay long enough, you stayed longer at so-and-so's house, you ate too much there and now you won't eat here, etc. After several years of this, we started staying home. F that.
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