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Drunk burglar breaks into store, eats 11 bananas, chips, urinates, falls asleep
Posted on 12/21/16 at 6:23 am
Posted on 12/21/16 at 6:23 am
Burglar breaks into store, eats 11 bananas, chips, fruit bars, urinates in trashcan, and falls asleep
He is gone by morning, but leaves his license
He is gone by morning, but leaves his license
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 6:25 am
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Posted on 12/21/16 at 6:36 am to LSUTANGERINE
Probably had the munchies. No biggie.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 6:38 am to LSUTANGERINE
lol get a load of this guy going straight for the low hanging fruit
Posted on 12/21/16 at 6:57 am to LSUTANGERINE
And just like that, another criminal mastermind is off the streets. 
Posted on 12/21/16 at 7:05 am to LSUTANGERINE
I cant blame him, the name of the store is "The Sexy Salad"
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:27 am to LSUTANGERINE
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eats 11 bananas, chips, urinates, falls asleep
Odd place to play golf.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:29 am to LSUTANGERINE
Bananas were the last thing I wanted to eat when I was drunk. I'm surprised all he did was urinate. 
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:31 am to LSUTANGERINE
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11 bananas
Yikes...that guy ain't pooping for a lonnnnnnnng time
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:32 am to Tchefuncte Tiger
I bet he didn't have a hangover, though.
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