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Does spicy food give you the ring sting?
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:36 am
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:36 am
I ate Indian food Wednesday evening knowing that sometime between Thursday and the weekend I was going to have a bad time.
That bad time was at approximately 7AM this morning with 20 mins or so of cramps, noxious fumes that could peel paint, and lava shits. But no pain, no gain am I right?
My mouth enjoys writing checks my arse can’t cash, and I don’t mean that in a homosexual way (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
Who among you can throw down the spice and never experience the aftershocks?
And who among you can’t?
Upvote = can
Downvote = can’t
I’d like to commiserate on this Friday morning with others suffering from a severe case of the chap arse.
That bad time was at approximately 7AM this morning with 20 mins or so of cramps, noxious fumes that could peel paint, and lava shits. But no pain, no gain am I right?
My mouth enjoys writing checks my arse can’t cash, and I don’t mean that in a homosexual way (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
Who among you can throw down the spice and never experience the aftershocks?
And who among you can’t?
Upvote = can
Downvote = can’t
I’d like to commiserate on this Friday morning with others suffering from a severe case of the chap arse.
This post was edited on 8/17/18 at 10:03 am
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Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:36 am to Blob Fish
I'm trying to figure out what the ring sting is..? 
This post was edited on 8/17/18 at 9:38 am
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:37 am to Blob Fish
No because I'm not a pussy
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:37 am to Blob Fish
Ummmm...ok...Yes...I guess.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:37 am to Blob Fish
quote:
Who among you can throw down the spice and never experience the aftershocks?
*raises hand
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:41 am to Blob Fish
I can deal with the aftershocks, but surviving the heartburn that comes before the aftershocks is what I can't deal with it. Fortunately, I take medication for it.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:41 am to Hangover Haven
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ring sting
Ring sting - n. The unfortunate occasion when your sphincter, which is usually ring-shaped, suffers from an unexpected stinging sensation after ingesting spicy foods
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:44 am to Blob Fish
[quote]I ate Indian food
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:46 am to Blob Fish
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unexpected stinging sensation
Gotcha...
AKA post day Popeye's arse burning...
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:46 am to Blob Fish
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I ate Indian food Wednesday evening
quote:
7AM this morning with 20 mins or so of cramps
Dude that’s quite a delay.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:46 am to Blob Fish
Had a sauce in the UAE that damn near turned me inside out.
Actually. It wasn't very funny at the time.
Actually. It wasn't very funny at the time.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:52 am to Blob Fish
why are you eating shite that you know is going to make you miserable?
And me, no, bring on lamb vindaloo. Just had it last weekend. Solid meal and as usual, no issues.
And me, no, bring on lamb vindaloo. Just had it last weekend. Solid meal and as usual, no issues.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:54 am to Mr Wonderful
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Dude that’s quite a delay.
I probably could have released the demons last night, but I chose to go to sleep in fear of the consequences.
I awoke to Satan himself knocking at the back door.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:01 am to Blob Fish
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My mouth enjoys cashing checks my arse can’t cash
You said that wrong
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:03 am to DustyDinkleman
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You said that wrong
Thanks for proofreading
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:06 am to Blob Fish
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I probably could have released the demons last night
I’m calling bullshite here. When it’s time, it’s time. There’s no probably.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:07 am to Blob Fish
Sometimes it does, but not always. However, anytime I go out for Chinese hot pot I’m duecing hot lava for two days. No getting around that
This post was edited on 8/17/18 at 10:10 am
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:10 am to Blob Fish
Spicy food in general? I've been eating it since I was a kid so it doesn't effect me that much.
When I get some weird spices, like Indian food, I get some reaction, but nothing that can't be handled.
When I get some weird spices, like Indian food, I get some reaction, but nothing that can't be handled.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:14 am to Boudreaux35
I love the Indian, and plenty hot suits me fine. It never burns out the other end. But jalapeno, serrano, scotch bonnet & the like are all eat once, burn twice.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:28 am to Hangover Haven
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unexpected stinging sensation
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