re: Do you remember that time you were going to get gloriously laid but didn't?

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I walked out of the room through the crowd and turned back and said who wants seconds?

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So you thought it would be a good idea to humiliate your girlfriend and offer her up for someone else rather than just zip your pants back up? What nice upstanding fellow you are. fricking dickbag.

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, it was me looking at the ladies and saying that...

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yeah right...you're still fricking dickbag.

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My 8th grade year was not like yours

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Mine included a lot of time with myself and baseball.

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Absolutely.




The FIRST time you f*cked a woman, you lasted 35 minutes?

Then, that same night, you last 6 hours?


Call Guiness immediately. If she backs up your story, you'll make the record books.

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Dude, if I was going to lie about things, why say the first time I almost got laid I was 7, then admit the first time I did get laid I was 17? Then lie about my timing for my first encounter?
If I was seeking attention with bull shite lies, I would have said that my Mom's friend babysat me, and after catching 7 year old me boning her daughter, I nailed her.

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We're in her bed, 10 minutes foreplay & 35 minutes of penetration, and I came. Followed by another 15 minutes of foreplay and 6 hours of penetration. That guy still doesn't know I boned his mom.

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At least I did not say her last name. Also there was about 30 people at the house who saw what happened, so it was not a secret.

Same girl called me from Dusty's a couple weeks later and wanted me to party. I was grounded. After Dusty's she and her friends were too drunk to go home and could stay at Dusty's. So they crashed at Richard's. That same night she screwed Richard's older brother. I broke up with her after that...

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People like you are why there should be thread starting limits.

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This.