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Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?
Posted by Blob Fish on 11/30/17 at 1:12 pm1321
One of my favorite pastimes is to frick with people in crowded parking lots when they are trailing me with their cars hoping to find close spots. Grocery stores and malls are perfect for it.
I like to walk slowly and act a little lost. Kinda look around. Stop and glance at my phone. Then, I typically walk down the lane opposite/parallel to mine so that the person stops (sometimes puts his/her blinker on) and mistakenly assumes that I'm parked along one of the sides. That's when I slowly cut through the double line of cars to the other side to get into mine. This makes them have to speed around the corner and sometimes lose the spot to someone else.
Dicking around in your parked car once you get in it is fun, too. Or going back to your car to put your jacket or something away, with no intention of actually leaving your spot.
Yes, I go through a lot of effort sometimes to annoy people, but if I'm at the mall I usually don't have shite to do anyways.
They should just take the spots farther away. Most Americans could use the exercise anyways. If they want my spot, they've gotta earn it.
I like to walk slowly and act a little lost. Kinda look around. Stop and glance at my phone. Then, I typically walk down the lane opposite/parallel to mine so that the person stops (sometimes puts his/her blinker on) and mistakenly assumes that I'm parked along one of the sides. That's when I slowly cut through the double line of cars to the other side to get into mine. This makes them have to speed around the corner and sometimes lose the spot to someone else.
Dicking around in your parked car once you get in it is fun, too. Or going back to your car to put your jacket or something away, with no intention of actually leaving your spot.
Yes, I go through a lot of effort sometimes to annoy people, but if I'm at the mall I usually don't have shite to do anyways.
They should just take the spots farther away. Most Americans could use the exercise anyways. If they want my spot, they've gotta earn it.
re: Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?Posted by 25smeckles on 11/30/17 at 1:16 pm to Blob Fish
there is a special place in purgatory for people like you
re: Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys on 11/30/17 at 1:17 pm to Blob Fish
Never
re: Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?Posted by drunkenpunkin on 11/30/17 at 1:22 pm to Blob Fish
I don't really consider it a game per se, but I do the same I'm followed to a parking space or someone is hanging on my arse to pull out because it gives me anxiety. I will absolutely out wait you if you do that.
This post was edited on 11/30 at 1:24 pm
re: Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?Posted by idlewatcher on 11/30/17 at 1:24 pm to msutiger
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I bump into people wearing camo and then say "Sorry man, didn't see you"
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When I have a super nice parking spot I'll sit in my car with my reverse lights on till someone stops and puts their blinkers on.
Then I'll pull all the way out the spot slowly making sure to painstakingly turn my head all the way from side to side to look out the back window/check blind spots without turning the wheel, then pause for a second, and then drive back into it and get out my car.
The look one someone's face when you do that is priceless.
Then I'll pull all the way out the spot slowly making sure to painstakingly turn my head all the way from side to side to look out the back window/check blind spots without turning the wheel, then pause for a second, and then drive back into it and get out my car.
The look one someone's face when you do that is priceless.
This post was edited on 11/30 at 1:33 pm
re: Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?Posted by Fivestarschief on 11/30/17 at 1:30 pm to Blob Fish
When people ask me for directions I lead them far from where they are trying to be. Sometimes it's hard for me to keep a straight face.
re: Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay on 11/30/17 at 1:32 pm to Blob Fish
Sometimes I'll go to Wal Mart and just randomly walk around throwing items into people's carts when they aren't looking.
Odd stuff, condoms, candy, stuffed animals, trash bags. Things of that nature.
Odd stuff, condoms, candy, stuffed animals, trash bags. Things of that nature.
re: Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?Posted by VinegarStrokes on 11/30/17 at 1:40 pm to Blob Fish
back when we used to go to theme parks as a family (Disney, Six Flags, Cedar Point, etc), and we were in lines with little kids in close proximity, my dad would start talking to me, in a loud voice, how he read in the news about that particular ride derailing or crashing and killing or hurting everyone on the ride.
All of the random kids within earshot would always stop what they were doing and start looking around with worried, wide eyes. He made one kid cry, and it was absolutely hilarious.
We never had any parents bitch at us for doing it either.
All of the random kids within earshot would always stop what they were doing and start looking around with worried, wide eyes. He made one kid cry, and it was absolutely hilarious.
We never had any parents bitch at us for doing it either.
re: Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?Posted by go ta hell ole miss on 11/30/17 at 1:41 pm to Blob Fish
As a general rule, my time is too valuable to waste on "mess"ing with strangers about something as trivial as a parking spot (especially when I am leaving anyway). I just prefer to get in my vehicle and leave. To each his own, I suppose.
Then again, I rarely park close because I would rather walk than get dings in my doors.
Then again, I rarely park close because I would rather walk than get dings in my doors.
re: Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?Posted by TigerBlazer on 11/30/17 at 1:46 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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Sometimes I'll go to Wal Mart and just randomly walk around throwing items into people's carts when they aren't looking.
Odd stuff, condoms, candy, stuffed animals, trash bags. Things of that nature.
When people leave their shopping carts in the aisle and walk off to get other stuff, i take their cart as far away as possible. Then watch them come back to where they left the cart. They look all around confused and I laugh my arse off.
Why dont you just bring your damn cart with you instead of blocking the aisle?
re: Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay on 11/30/17 at 1:52 pm to VinegarStrokes
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back when we used to go to theme parks as a family (Disney, Six Flags, Cedar Point, etc), and we were in lines with little kids in close proximity, my dad would start talking to me, in a loud voice, how he read in the news about that particular ride derailing or crashing and killing or hurting everyone on the ride.
All of the random kids within earshot would always stop what they were doing and start looking around with worried, wide eyes. He made one kid cry, and it was absolutely hilarious.
We never had any parents bitch at us for doing it either.
We live about 45 minutes from Branson Mo, and the kids love White Water. We buy season passes every year. MY now 25 year old son used to do this when he was younger and has taught his siblings.
When they get line for a slide they just start yelling "mom I'm coming" and work their way to the front of the line and stand next to some poor lady who looks like she could be their mom.
He swears he never once had anyone ever say "you're not my kid" and has never waited in line for a slide
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