Do you like to mess with strangers sometimes and how?

One of my favorite pastimes is to frick with people in crowded parking lots when they are trailing me with their cars hoping to find close spots. Grocery stores and malls are perfect for it.

I like to walk slowly and act a little lost. Kinda look around. Stop and glance at my phone. Then, I typically walk down the lane opposite/parallel to mine so that the person stops (sometimes puts his/her blinker on) and mistakenly assumes that I'm parked along one of the sides. That's when I slowly cut through the double line of cars to the other side to get into mine. This makes them have to speed around the corner and sometimes lose the spot to someone else.

Dicking around in your parked car once you get in it is fun, too. Or going back to your car to put your jacket or something away, with no intention of actually leaving your spot.

Yes, I go through a lot of effort sometimes to annoy people, but if I'm at the mall I usually don't have shite to do anyways.

They should just take the spots farther away. Most Americans could use the exercise anyways. If they want my spot, they've gotta earn it.