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re: Do you know any swingers?

Posted on 1/28/19 at 2:39 pm to
Posted by KemoSabe65
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Posted on 1/28/19 at 2:39 pm to
Know of two who liked it so much they divorced their husbands, took half and left town to never be heard from again.
The Cat got their tongue
Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
6362 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 2:41 pm to
Knew one from Natchitoches.

Didn't partake of her fruits. Found it disgusting.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
282012 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 2:53 pm to
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Is it infidelity if it is with the spouse's knowledge and consent?


Even with most swingers there are rules and it's not an open relationship. There is a large variety of types of swinging

The myths about the clues in the yards are funny, the majority aren't looking for strangers to walk up and knock on the door
Posted by KemoSabe65
70605
Member since Mar 2018
5496 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 3:28 pm to
DeTails man of course asking for a friend.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25049 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:10 am to
quote:

- place a coke can on the roof of your car


I was being mischievous. If you put the coke can on the roof of your car at that location, it means you are up for a little gay action.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:18 am to
Yup, knew a few couples that did this.

It not a good picture man.

Similar to saying have you want to hang out on a nice beach. Sometimes it is not what you think it would be.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14538 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:27 am to
Is having a pineapple at your front door an everywhere thing, or just in Madison, MS neighborhoods? It was a big deal there a few years back.
Posted by Benjamin Ryan
Hodges
Member since Aug 2018
301 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:30 am to
I know a guy, married, kids, makes 350k living in small town SC. Once a month, goes to Columbia, picks up a hooker and takes her to a swingers club that does not allow singles. Fricks whoever and gives the hooker cash for an Uber.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27772 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:31 am to
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Benjamin Ryan


It's you, isn't it?
Posted by Benjamin Ryan
Hodges
Member since Aug 2018
301 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:33 am to
No. I haven't made that little in years.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25049 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:31 am to
Lake Texoma is a big swingers refuge. They swing out on boats. If you are a young couple out at one of the restaurant clubs around the Lake, you might get approached by an older (30's-40's) asking you if you want to go out on the boat. They'll be polite, but you're likely to get asked to swing.

When I lived in Sherman, one of my college students was married. They were a very nice looking couple. They were invited several times for boat rides, and each time the overture was made. According to them, they declined but still had a good time.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:32 am to
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Apparently the people that have little frogs (kinda like garden gnomes but frogs) in their yards are the ones that are "with it " . Lol


Pineapple.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
55546 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:34 am to
I knew a couple, both the chicks were smoking hot.

There's no way I would get involved with that though. I don't want anyone else banging my wife and banging someone else's just opens the door to ultra-drama.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:36 am to
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Is having a pineapple at your front door an everywhere thing, or just in Madison, MS neighborhoods? It was a big deal there a few years back.


A swinger told me this himself. Said it was the old way of telling a swinger, but they don't really do it anymore. Still occasionally sees it though.

Upside down pineapple in shopping cart or a pineapple on your porch.

I've looked for a damn upside down pineapple in a grocery cart for the last decade and haven't found one
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17435 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:41 am to
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I've looked for a damn upside down pineapple in a grocery cart for the last decade and haven't found one



I'm going to Winn DIxie on Thursday and can't wait to do this just to frick with someone. I'm pretty sure all that will happen is I will notice how many people in my area lurk on tOT.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53503 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:42 am to
We bought a house from old people that had two frogs in the flower bed. I thought they were cute so I left them. No one has knocked on the door offering swinging yet
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25049 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:42 am to
About ten years ago, a friend of mine convinced his wife to try out a little swinging. He had met a guy that was a swinger and he had a very good looking wife. So, my friend and his wife go to their house. They suggest getting out in their hot tub, and proceed to strip. Apparently, the guy had a massive schlong. My friend said "I can't compete with that" and they left.

Afterwards, he learned that the guy's wife liked butt action but he was too big to do it comfortably.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:44 am to
quote:

About ten years ago, a friend of mine convinced his wife to try out a little swinging. He had met a guy that was a swinger and he had a very good looking wife. So, my friend and his wife go to their house. They suggest getting out in their hot tub, and proceed to strip. Apparently, the guy had a massive schlong. My friend said "I can't compete with that" and they left.

Afterwards, he learned that the guy's wife liked butt action but he was too big to do it comfortably.



Was Johnny Jones that friend?
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
32869 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:45 am to
Just these 2 fellas
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68215 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:48 am to
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the guy had a massive schlong. My friend said "I can't compete with that" and they left.


Probably for the best. PeeJ would've wrecked shop.
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