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re: Do you know any swingers?

Posted on 1/28/19 at 11:36 am to
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 11:36 am to
Getting married in general is not an alpha move dude

"Let me lock myself down to this one girl for the rest of my life. I'm so alpha"

LMAO
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8001 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 11:39 am to
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Apparently the people that have little frogs (kinda like garden gnomes but frogs) in their yards are the ones that are "with it "


Great now im gonna be looking for this or other telltale signs wherever i go lol. Thanks for my upcoming wreck thats assuredly going to happen.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8001 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 11:42 am to
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the dude watches his old lady get railed by some other dude and then the dude leaves. The wife then tells the husband all about it (even though he was right there)


What fricking weak arse dude would allow this to happen? Mah Gawd what a weak arse dude.
Posted by Marlo Stanfield
Member since Aug 2008
2190 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 11:42 am to
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Also big rumors of quite a few people in a neighborhood in WBR that I lived near that have their own little swingers club going on.


Which one might that be? It's not on Hwy 1 is it?
Posted by thedrumdoctor
Gonzales,La
Member since Sep 2016
893 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 11:49 am to
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look for garage doors partially closed (about 2' left open)


Holy shite. My neighbor always has her garage door like this. I've always thought she was strange.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8001 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 11:58 am to
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Well the infidelity rate is about 70% so.


Well infidelity rate with swingers is 100 % so theres that. Seems like a great way to trap your wife and get proof of her cheating if you were looking to get out of an unhappy marriage.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8001 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

Getting married in general is not an alpha move dude

"Let me lock myself down to this one girl for the rest of my life. I'm so alpha"

LMAO


Yeah what was i thinking. Wanting to raise my children in a non deviate lifestyle that has an exponentially lower chance of me getting AIDS or some other STD. Being with the same woman forever and growing old with a loving family really sucks. Total beta move.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:06 pm to
I mean, evolutionary speaking it is a complete beta move dude

Good luck though
Posted by anewguy
BR
Member since Mar 2017
1239 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:17 pm to
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swingers den above one of the bars on the square.


Which bar?
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37230 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:20 pm to
I have met very few actual "swingers" in my long life, but the few that I have met were unattractive people that I can't imagine anyone wanting to swing with.

Don't look for Gal Gadot and Chris Hemsworth when you answer that Swingers personal ad. More like Rebel Wilson and Patton Oswalt.
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4369 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:21 pm to
Knew plenty in BR and all over the area. There are plenty of swinger couples who have non swinger friends and its not like they are always trying to bang anyone they see. I think its hilarious that people think garden gnomes, frogs, and cracked open garage doors are tell tale signs of someone being swingers. Then again, since we arent swingers, I guess I could also be totally wrong as well since we dont ask about the ins and outs of how to set up meetings. The couples we all know are pretty selective on who they are with and typically meet others through other friends or online.
Posted by BruslyTiger
Waiting on 420...
Member since Oct 2003
4720 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:28 pm to
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It's not on Hwy 1 is it?
Well, yes it is...Antonio Estates is what I hear.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15482 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:33 pm to
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look for garage doors partially closed (about 2' left open)


quote:

My neighbor always has her garage door like this. I've always thought she was strange.


Some older homes have the clothes dryer vent in the garage. Opening the garage door a little bit lets out some of the moisture. Go over there and ask if she's moist. You may get some action or you could help her fold clothes.
Posted by Marlo Stanfield
Member since Aug 2008
2190 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 1:01 pm to
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Well, yes it is...Antonio Estates is what I hear.


Ah hell. I think I know some folks who live in there.

ETA: Yep, that's the neighborhood.
This post was edited on 1/28/19 at 1:07 pm
Posted by Foreskinski
Member since Dec 2005
1054 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 1:08 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/9/20 at 12:30 pm
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 1:09 pm to
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Well infidelity rate with swingers is 100 % so theres that.


Is it infidelity if it is with the spouse's knowledge and consent?

It is a rhetorical question. The answer is no.

Also, you don't need to trap your wife sleeping with someone else to get out of a marriage. You just divorce. In many (most?) states, faithfulness is not a factor in a divorce legally speaking.
This post was edited on 1/28/19 at 1:11 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20496 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 1:15 pm to
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Also, you don't need to trap your wife sleeping with someone else to get out of a marriage. You just divorce. In many (most?) states, faithfulness is not a factor in a divorce legally speaking.
That's true, it does hurt them in the court of public opinion though.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101796 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 1:17 pm to
I know some ex swingers.

Ex as in “they opened up there marriage to save it” and it didn’t work.
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2614 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 1:20 pm to
Sounds like another way to spell cuck
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137775 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 1:20 pm to
who here hasn't been to a gathering where all the keys went into a fish bowl?
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