re: Do you have a tattoo?

I don't have any, probably never will.

But unlike what seems like so many on this board, I'm a fan of tats on chicks, obviously not any and all but the right ones certainly look great on women.

I am a tattoo

No.

I enjoy having a professional occupation.

I got a tattoo of Bowser wearing shades wailing on a double neck guitar with music notes coming out of the guitar while he's surfing and he's peaking over the shades, and it's in front of a pot leaf because I like to party. Also got it all on top of a cross because I'm very religious because my mom died when I was young. Oh oh oh, also on top of it, it says "happy birthday, rick" because it's his birthday next week, and it's really going to freak him out.