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re: Did you ever have a waterbed?

Posted on 11/10/23 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by TigerDat
Member since Aug 2010
8089 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 3:58 pm to
Yes had one through my teen years, full motion not the mattress with water tube in it.

Teenage me loved it, 38 year old me thinks I wouldn't enjoy it as much
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
16085 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:03 pm to
We had one in the late 80s and 90s, the kind with about 8 big water tubes in it. Loved the bed . Extremely comfortable.
But, it was high maintenance. Every so often we would have to top off the tubes with water and add a pill to keep the water fresh. And it was a real mess when one of the tubes would pop, which happened once a year or so.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11196 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:04 pm to
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In HS I had the big bladder kind inherited from an older sibling, the traditional kind most people think of


Big Sur waterbeds for the win. Full motion with a plain solid wood headboard and footboard for $209. The wood frame pieces were strapped down to the roof of my buddies Fierro. The entire "bed" fit in a suitcase sized box at my feet. We had to drive thru a GAUNTLET of pussy trying to flag us down on the way back to Goodrich Apartments (located next door to El Cid. The good side).

Big Sur Ad
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
5534 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:06 pm to
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wood frames they come in are uncomfortable and sometimes I would hit them when rolling over in my sleep,


This. Catch the wave wrong turning over and your back felt like someone popped you with a Louisville slugger.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
68847 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:07 pm to
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then one of the ones with the tubes in college.



My wife and I had one of the tube style for about 10 years. Gave it to one of our friends and she slept on it for a long time as well.

Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11196 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:12 pm to
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Gave it to one of our friends and she slept on it for a long time as well.



Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1340 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:17 pm to
No
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5495 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:21 pm to
I bugged the shite out my parents to get me one and they finally relented. I would never admit it to them because I didn't want to deal with the "I told you so" but that was the most uncomfortable POS I have ever tried to sleep on in my life. The temp was never just right. Either too hot or too cold. The waves. The whole 9 yards.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18907 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:33 pm to
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Did you ever have a waterbed?

Until the lava lamp fell on it and melted a hole in it.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59230 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:51 pm to
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They’re fantastic and if you ever piss the bed you can just blame it on a leak.


A college roommate of mine had one. He pissed the bed after a night of drinking and debauchery one time. He thought he’d cleaned it up the next day, but a few days later an odor began emitting from his bedroom. A few days later it had become a repulsive stench. Turns out that when he pissed the bed, most of the piss had run off the waterbed mattress and down into the area between the frame and the bottom of the mattress. One of the worst smells I can remember.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8034 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:53 pm to
I vaguely remember windows open with a garden hose draining the water. You couldn't really sit on them, your arse would perch on that wooden frame.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37135 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:55 pm to
It’s funny because it’s just a bed but the idea of one carried some degree of sexual innuendo, at least to some.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31733 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:57 pm to
No, but I lived in my frat brother’s apartment during a summer semester at SLU while he was home. He had a water bed in his room, most uncomfortable thing I had to sleep on…
This post was edited on 11/10/23 at 4:58 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
292770 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:59 pm to
I had one for a couple of years. Not a fan. Chore to get in or out of.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29388 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 4:59 pm to
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would get leverage on a moving bed.


Nothing beats a shitty springy mattress for fricking on.
Posted by headboard banger
Dark side of the Moon
Member since Jan 2005
3033 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 5:02 pm to
Yep for sure back in the day
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8609 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 5:16 pm to
Waterbeds are definitely a unique staple of 70's - 80's pop culture. As for a good night's sleep or some good old fashioned fornication, they suck big green donkey dicks.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70159 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 5:29 pm to
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He passed out drunk on it one night when the bed’s heater was off. He woke up hours later and the cold bed had sapped away a lot of his body temperature. Sounded awful.


Of all the shitty things about waterbeds, that was the shittiest. Those things get cold af, so you had to be proactive about heating them up. Add the constant leaks/patching, getting out air bubbles, and difficulty moving around and getting out of bed. As far as general comfort, though, I don't remember them being bad. Seems like the only place I see them nowadays is in headshops.
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3828 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 5:42 pm to
Both my kids were conceived on a water bed.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71746 posts
Posted on 11/10/23 at 5:50 pm to
When we got married, my wife had a waterbed. It was one of those that had water-filled tubes inside a normal looking mattress. I wasn’t a fan. Always felt like my head was lower than my feet. It wasn’t as bad as those single bladder water beds, but I still didn’t like it.
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