re: Department of Defense Admits UFO’s exist - shows official footage

It looks a lot like the craft they have stowed away in hanger 19 at Wright Paterson AFB in Ohio.

Occasionally (maybe once a year) they come here to discuss it with the military, but the craft is largely disassembled now and they are honestly too embarrassed to ask for it back.

I was there (perimeter security) in 1970 when the longest discussions to date took place, but nothing was accomplished.

The problem is, they refuse to return Jimmy Hoffa claiming, "Jimmy is just too funny a guy - his union stories are very entertaining and he has no desire to come home...".

Our position is if we can't get Jimmy back, we refuse to release "Jorge", who has been a "guest" at WPAFB since the day after his instruments were scrambled by a high intensity radar burst, causing him to drive his saucer through the side of a NSA hanger on Adak Island in Alaska back in 1962.

The saucer pilot, Jorge is a nice guy/lady/??, who is addicted to strawberry ice cream and TV game shows. He/she/it usually hits the buzzer before Alex Trebec even asks the next question and has never incorrectly answered any question ever asked on Jeopardy. Jorge is particularly fond of the category "Polish Nursery Rhymes Containing the letters C,Z,R and V".

I used to drop by the guest quarters to sniff airwick with Jorge when I was off duty. He is a hoot, but she can be hard to get along with. I always avoided it.