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'Decapitated body' found on Florida beach turns out to be mannequin

Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:08 pm
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2032 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:08 pm
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This would make anyone do a double-take!

A cleanup volunteer was walking along a north Florida beach when she came across what appeared to be a decapitated body wrapped in seaweed!

The nonprofit organization Ocean Hour says it was their volunteer who came across the horrifying site in Perdido Key.

"Another visitor had even called 911!" the organization said.

Upon further investigating, it turned out to just be a very realistic looking mannequin!

"How long has she been out in the water collecting barnacles and sealife? Way too long! We are glad it wasn't a real body!"




I'd about shite myself.




Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10570 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:10 pm to
No way a body at sea lasts that long without being eaten and picked to bits. Much less has crap growing on it.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22067 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:12 pm to
LOL

a body with barnacles? C'mon, man!
Posted by magatiger
Tate Reeves is my Gov.
Member since Nov 2020
16 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:15 pm to
Florida Man-nequin. I'd take it home and put it in the yard.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54108 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:16 pm to
Has anyone checked to see if it voted?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:22 pm to
Are least sirwinston didn’t dress this one like a fig
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:28 pm to
actually pretty cool. like a natural art piece.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175896 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:33 pm to
got to keep your head about you in situations like this
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54108 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:40 pm to
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got to keep your head about you in situations like this

It is certainly one way to not have people bitching at you about a mask.
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
3691 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:43 pm to
Something about this just seems to perfectly fit into the year 2020.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 2:46 pm to
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C'mon, man!

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