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re: Debate: At what age do you not trust a fart?

Posted on 10/28/24 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by gplayerjr
Lafayette, La
Member since Sep 2008
1147 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 4:16 pm to
Man, it was a wild ride indeed. I was 19 in the military. Was a joint command in HI. Section leader was a WM (female marine) and she pretty much saw it go down. I still had like 4 plus hours of shift left and she was like, ummm, you're good for the day, go on ahead and get right! I couldn't hardly look her in the eye! She was a G though, she never told anyone and kept it between us but Omg, it was a hilarious mess??
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
23919 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 4:37 pm to
I sharted just today.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69009 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 4:42 pm to
I've had occasion to not trust a fart since I was in college. The frequency of untrustworthiness has gone up, but I'm still able to let'r rip for the most part in my late 30s.
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 5:43 pm to
Is this really a thing as you age? I'm 30. Can you really not control feces coming out from a fart past 40? Sounds like bad diet or obese to me.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9762 posts
Posted on 10/29/24 at 10:49 am to
Maybe the nerves near the sphincter weaken over time.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9762 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Sounds like bad diet or obese to me.


Most posters on here probably have one or both of these.
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