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re: Death Calculator To See When You Will Die

Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:43 am to
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
66974 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:43 am to
30 years to go. I was going to be nervous if it said something like next week
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26772 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:46 am to
My company blocked the site as questionable. LOL

Maybe doing me a favor.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115272 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:48 am to
I'm already dead, apparently...
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
17721 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:52 am to
September 17, 2058. I'll be 70.

Perfectly okay with that tbh.
This post was edited on 3/17/22 at 10:53 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298813 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:53 am to
Mine said I would live to be 80. I know that's a lie.
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3758 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:54 am to
Apparently drinking everyday knocks 15 years off your life

Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
17721 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:56 am to
quote:

I did this once. Found out my life was nearly halfway over and started to get depressed over it. Then, about a month and a half later, I was in a plane crash that killed everyone but me and sent me to the hospital for nearly 2 months.
I no longer worry about when I’m going to die


uhhhh.. what?
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
13042 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:57 am to
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I'll die at 67. Others from around the country have an average life expectancy of 91. WTF? Louisiana automatically drops 20+ years of life?

Yeah, that shite cracked me up. I'll live to 84, but average life expectancy for others with similar BMI is 91.

So basically, with the generic arse information you put in, it gives you a random arse number not based on anything.

ETA: tried it with less alcohol consumption, and still didn't get to "average" for people with a similar BMI. So apparently, living in the USA shortens your average lifespan versus people similarly fat/not fat in other parts of the world.

Stupid website is stupid.
This post was edited on 3/17/22 at 11:00 am
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