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re: Dear Parents: Body Spray is not a substitute for bathing

Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:48 am to
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:48 am to
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Zarkinletch416

Brah..
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:53 am to
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I live in a diverse neighborhood

Humble brag
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2666 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:03 am to

Try doing this next time
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8689 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:15 pm to
true story......

brah

Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60582 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:21 pm to
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what point, age, can I call a kid out, and say "You fricking stink, go home and take a shower and then come back."
today age.

You come to my house I call out all bad behavior.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107404 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:28 pm to
Thankfully my HOA banned minecraft
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
13992 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:50 pm to
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Worse, its like Right Guard from the early 90's.



Submariner Shower.
Wash cloth and a can of Right Guard.
Water was scarce on the old Diesel Submarines.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:02 pm to
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A kid comes over today after school and they play minecraft for an hour (weather) and I have to open the windows.


I think what you’re smelling was the stink of your wife’s vagina on his dick
Posted by Bayou Brat
Member since Jul 2021
1023 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:13 pm to
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You spend a lot of time smelling kids, baw?


Your president loves sniffing kids...


Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5093 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:24 pm to
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by 5pm the boys stink
Weird how it's only the boys. I have to keep an ionizer in their room just to breathe when I go in there. God knows it's not avoiding baths--they'll flat drain two 50 gallon hot water heaters every night. My daughter's room is like any other room in the house--nothing noxious at all. In fact, whenever I need to grab a weekday nap, there's no question whose bed I'm grabbing.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:33 pm to
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Your kids fricking stink.

I live in a diverse neighborhood, I notice it across all races. White, Black, Mexican.

A kid comes over today after school and they play minecraft for an hour (weather) and I have to open the windows.

At what point, age, can I call a kid out, and say "You fricking stink, go home and take a shower and then come back."


You need to put up a privacy fence around that trailer.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72764 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:39 pm to
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You need to put up a privacy fence around that trailer.


This will make the neighborhood children bathe more often?
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Member since Sep 2013
15748 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:36 pm to
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I think what you’re smelling was the stink of your wife’s vagina on his dick


The frick is wrong with you
Posted by NativeLouisianaian
Member since Apr 2022
98 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:45 pm to
It's probably something he is eating. And you also have to try different soap and deodorant combinations until one works. But diet elimination is a starter and make sure he is pooping. My oat boys can tolerate DOVE men products in the gray bottles. Also, there are great ways to wash his clothes where it's like a back up when the soap and deodorant fail. Also having him shower or bathe TWICE a day should help. And one to two Clorox soaks a week. About a half a cup(4-6oz) of bleach in bath water to his neck and soak for twenty minutes. Rinse off in shower and wash with mold soap. Hope that helps. I'd probably start with the Clorox bathes, eliminating surgery drinks and crap chips that kids gorge on. And two baths/showers a day.
Posted by NativeLouisianaian
Member since Apr 2022
98 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:49 pm to
Spray all shoes with 91% alcohol. Wash sheets weekly. Remove food, and trash. Lightly spray under bed and on top of the covers and the pillow. Come back twenty minutes after airing it out. It's usually the shoes and them hoarding trash. Or getting in the bed at night without bathing so the bed is funky as hell cause the kids stinks and his feet smell even worse.
Posted by NativeLouisianaian
Member since Apr 2022
98 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:51 pm to
Might allergies and sinus clogging her nose senses of smell and COVID didn't help. Start letting her use a good allergy nose spray and one of the ones you only use for three days and within about 7 days those bad smells are going to make her nauseous.

Life long allergy sufferer here.
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