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re: Dealing with an a-hole roommate
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:04 pm to TigersHuskers
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:04 pm to TigersHuskers
Add ExLax to the Gatorade.
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:05 pm to TigersHuskers
He's just testing your shite to see it it's flexible and if it's going to bend.
You know what's next, you're gonna get fricked.
You should buy some lube because he ain't providing it and he'll go in dry on you.
Try not to make noise.
You know what's next, you're gonna get fricked.
You should buy some lube because he ain't providing it and he'll go in dry on you.
Try not to make noise.
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:06 pm to TigersHuskers
Next time he leaves, throw his shot out and change the locks.
frick him, be a man. If he gets back in, throw food in his bed every day till he leaves.
What's wrong with you pussies these days? frick! Kids now suck arse!
frick him, be a man. If he gets back in, throw food in his bed every day till he leaves.
What's wrong with you pussies these days? frick! Kids now suck arse!
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:08 pm to GeeOH
Upper deck him. If you don't know what that means I'll explain. Take off the top of his toilet. Poop in it.
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:09 pm to Mr.Perfect
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Yankee pussy
You know they don't call it pop up north, right?
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:13 pm to jscrims
Oh, and call the sickness at the ranch and tell him to GFH
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:22 pm to TigersHuskers
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keeps on drinking my beer, my liquor, my pop, my milk, my Gatorade and water bottles, he also eats all of my food
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blames it on me.
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he's black
Those are his reparations. You're racist for getting mad about it. You're lucky he's nice enough that he doesn't stop paying rent and claim squatters rights.
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:31 pm to SoFunnyItsNot
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Upper deck him. If you don't know what that means I'll explain. Take off the top of his toilet. Poop in it.
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:55 pm to TulaneUVA
This post was edited on 9/24/20 at 7:54 pm
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:59 pm to lsufan_26
quote:probably could if he had a job.... but that's because he is lazy, thinks he is deserving of something he is not, and a mooch.
Give the guy a break. Maybe he can't afford his own food/drinks/TP
Sounds like a grade a a-hole.
Posted on 6/5/16 at 9:12 pm to PepaSpray
What kinda shite friend sells his share of the lease to some stranger on Craigslist? Is that even legal? From the legal angle, I'd be asking out of my lease if the landlord let that shite go. Gotta be some kinda out in the lease if they just start moving strangers in.
Now for the main point...
And don't be mad at the random. Not his fault you're a pussy & your friend is a dipshit. Who the hell "confronts" somebody 4-5 times? Lol. You get 1 "confront", then you shoulda been knocking out "the fronts". But now he knows he can do what he wants & you won't do shite except run to a message board & ask strangers advice about something every guy with a set of balls knows how to handle
Now for the main point...
And don't be mad at the random. Not his fault you're a pussy & your friend is a dipshit. Who the hell "confronts" somebody 4-5 times? Lol. You get 1 "confront", then you shoulda been knocking out "the fronts". But now he knows he can do what he wants & you won't do shite except run to a message board & ask strangers advice about something every guy with a set of balls knows how to handle
Posted on 6/5/16 at 11:12 pm to PepaSpray
I was definitely being sarcastic. frick that guy.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:05 am to TigersHuskers
Your first mistake was looking for a roommate on Craigslist.
Your second mistake was looking for a roommate on Craigslist.
Talked to several classmates who lived off campus, & the almost everyone who found them from that site turned out to be complete scumbags. I've heard of maybe 1 or 2 working out, the rest are apparently neurotic weirdos who are the bottom of the barrel people in life.
Look on apartments.com or something if you don't know anybody personally that's looking for a roomie. Good luck man, and don't rent on Craigslist.
Your second mistake was looking for a roommate on Craigslist.
Talked to several classmates who lived off campus, & the almost everyone who found them from that site turned out to be complete scumbags. I've heard of maybe 1 or 2 working out, the rest are apparently neurotic weirdos who are the bottom of the barrel people in life.
Look on apartments.com or something if you don't know anybody personally that's looking for a roomie. Good luck man, and don't rent on Craigslist.
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