Started By
Message

re: Dealing with an a-hole roommate

Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:04 pm to
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4350 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:04 pm to
Add ExLax to the Gatorade.
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18463 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:05 pm to
He's just testing your shite to see it it's flexible and if it's going to bend.

You know what's next, you're gonna get fricked.

You should buy some lube because he ain't providing it and he'll go in dry on you.

Try not to make noise.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:06 pm to
Next time he leaves, throw his shot out and change the locks.

frick him, be a man. If he gets back in, throw food in his bed every day till he leaves.

What's wrong with you pussies these days? frick! Kids now suck arse!
Posted by SoFunnyItsNot
Member since Mar 2013
4636 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:08 pm to
Upper deck him. If you don't know what that means I'll explain. Take off the top of his toilet. Poop in it.
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3835 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Yankee pussy


You know they don't call it pop up north, right?
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:13 pm to
Oh, and call the sickness at the ranch and tell him to GFH
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

keeps on drinking my beer, my liquor, my pop, my milk, my Gatorade and water bottles, he also eats all of my food


quote:

blames it on me.


quote:

he's black



Those are his reparations. You're racist for getting mad about it. You're lucky he's nice enough that he doesn't stop paying rent and claim squatters rights.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151547 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

Upper deck him. If you don't know what that means I'll explain. Take off the top of his toilet. Poop in it.
that's so funny it's not
Posted by Nativebullet
Plano, TX
Member since Feb 2011
5171 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:55 pm to
This post was edited on 9/24/20 at 7:54 pm
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

Give the guy a break. Maybe he can't afford his own food/drinks/TP

probably could if he had a job.... but that's because he is lazy, thinks he is deserving of something he is not, and a mooch.

Sounds like a grade a a-hole.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16429 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 9:12 pm to
What kinda shite friend sells his share of the lease to some stranger on Craigslist? Is that even legal? From the legal angle, I'd be asking out of my lease if the landlord let that shite go. Gotta be some kinda out in the lease if they just start moving strangers in.


Now for the main point...
And don't be mad at the random. Not his fault you're a pussy & your friend is a dipshit. Who the hell "confronts" somebody 4-5 times? Lol. You get 1 "confront", then you shoulda been knocking out "the fronts". But now he knows he can do what he wants & you won't do shite except run to a message board & ask strangers advice about something every guy with a set of balls knows how to handle
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 11:12 pm to
I was definitely being sarcastic. frick that guy.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:05 am to
Your first mistake was looking for a roommate on Craigslist.

Your second mistake was looking for a roommate on Craigslist.

Talked to several classmates who lived off campus, & the almost everyone who found them from that site turned out to be complete scumbags. I've heard of maybe 1 or 2 working out, the rest are apparently neurotic weirdos who are the bottom of the barrel people in life.

Look on apartments.com or something if you don't know anybody personally that's looking for a roomie. Good luck man, and don't rent on Craigslist.
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 3Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram