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re: Dad slams school after leaflet tells teens to ‘suck toes’ rather than have sex

Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:12 am to
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:12 am to
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:16 am to
this thread has fricking delivered
Posted by Boudreaux35
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:18 am to
I kinda like sucking her toes, but it is just part of getting to sex.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:20 am to
93

Posted by nugget
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:21 am to
Darth_Vader wrote this
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:32 am to
quote:

Darth_Vader wrote this


Had I wrote this do you honestly think I’d have waited to the mid20s before I got to sucking her toes? Come on. Give me a little credit.
Posted by hedgehog
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:44 am to
“They can go for walks, watch a film, go to Burger King, go to the park.”

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
- humpty
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:46 am to
True... the best way to to not have sex is with foreplay.


Who comes up with this shite?
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:47 am to
Obligatory...

Posted by shawnlsu
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 11:27 am to
If I was still on the fence about giving a single crap what this guy says, my decision was just made WAY easier

Posted by Patfic15
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 12:13 pm to
It's no popeyes or walk-ons. That's for sure.
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I know this girl. Use to work with her. Converse with her...all that. I just can't believe she ended up here.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 12:16 pm to
of all the stupid shite on that list, sucking toes is like #25 to bitch about

PS - that list was made by a virgin
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 12:22 pm to
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The leaflet, titled '101 Ways To Show Someone You Love Them Without Having Sex'

Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 12:25 pm to
Man...y’all aren’t falling for some bad photoshopping and base level trolling are y’all?
Posted by chinhoyang
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 12:51 pm to
I'd be more irritated at #36 - telling fourteen year olds to "propose marriage"
Posted by chinhoyang
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 12:52 pm to
sucking toes is the gateway to blowjobs
Posted by High C
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 12:54 pm to


Can someone explain what a middle age guy about to crash his bike has to do with any of this?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 12:56 pm to
busting his nads during the landing will reduce his desire for sex.... for a short time
This post was edited on 2/20/20 at 1:00 pm
Posted by The Sea Otter
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Anal


That would work well in combination with #99.
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