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Creative Writing 101: Starters “Worthy” Of An OweO-ish Thread
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:22 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:22 am
I’ll try a couple,
For arse-wiping purposes, do you fold the TP, wrap it around your fingers like a mummy’s gauze, or just wad it up and go in rogue?
Do you rinse your toothbrush off before putting the toothpaste on it or do you go in dry?
In the shower, what’s your order of business?
Shampoo THEN Conditioner or straight to Body Wash THEN Conditioner? Or What Order do you go in otherwise?
I will admit the sucka does generate content here.
For arse-wiping purposes, do you fold the TP, wrap it around your fingers like a mummy’s gauze, or just wad it up and go in rogue?
Do you rinse your toothbrush off before putting the toothpaste on it or do you go in dry?
In the shower, what’s your order of business?
Shampoo THEN Conditioner or straight to Body Wash THEN Conditioner? Or What Order do you go in otherwise?
I will admit the sucka does generate content here.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 6:30 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:29 am to soccerfüt
My son left for the Air Force...
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:33 am to soccerfüt
frick it.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 6:37 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:09 am to soccerfüt
Let's keep it very granular. When driving, do you out on your seatbelt then start the car, or start the car then put it on? Or, do you even drive a ways then put it on, like automatic door locks that click at 15 mph?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:17 am to soccerfüt
I shite in the shower...no need for TP
Wet the toothbrush before and after I apply toothpaste
I only use shampoo once a week. I use conditioner every day. It has a mild detergent that cleans your hair without damaging it.
Conditioner then body wash. Rinse both off at the same time. Followed by any facial treatments
Wet the toothbrush before and after I apply toothpaste
I only use shampoo once a week. I use conditioner every day. It has a mild detergent that cleans your hair without damaging it.
Conditioner then body wash. Rinse both off at the same time. Followed by any facial treatments
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 7:19 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:19 am to soccerfüt
Wrap it around your finger? Wtf everything else but that one
Would be amazed if someone didn’t wet toothbrush before brushing. That would be awful.
Use the shampoo as your body wash too. What’s conditioner?
Would be amazed if someone didn’t wet toothbrush before brushing. That would be awful.
Use the shampoo as your body wash too. What’s conditioner?
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 7:21 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:21 am to soccerfüt
What is your opinion of Walmart? I have a friend who shops at Walmart but I like to shop at Target instead. Target is much cleaner and the employees are much nicer, so I don't mind spending a little extra. Do you think Target is better than Walmart?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:23 am to soccerfüt
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CONDIMENT, BITCHES?????
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:28 am to soccerfüt
For the record, these aren't creative writing starters.
You have to leave a situation hanging...
You have to leave a situation hanging...
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:35 am to soccerfüt
My contribution to a greener environment and to help save trees, when I’m taking a dump and need to blow my nose, I blow my nose first with the TP then use the same TP to wipe.
2 birds, 1 stone.
You’re welcome
2 birds, 1 stone.
You’re welcome
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:48 am to soccerfüt
Bruh, always rinse off the toothbrush before putting on toothpaste. There's poo particles floating all over the bathroom after every flush, some of that gets on your toothbrush.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:50 am to BitBuster
If you don't alcohol your toothbrush before brushing, you nasty
Posted on 12/19/18 at 8:05 am to Pectus
quote:I’ll take my lesson from the goat.
You have to leave a situation hanging...

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