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Creative Writing 101: Starters “Worthy” Of An OweO-ish Thread

Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:22 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:22 am
I’ll try a couple,

For arse-wiping purposes, do you fold the TP, wrap it around your fingers like a mummy’s gauze, or just wad it up and go in rogue?

Do you rinse your toothbrush off before putting the toothpaste on it or do you go in dry?

In the shower, what’s your order of business?
Shampoo THEN Conditioner or straight to Body Wash THEN Conditioner? Or What Order do you go in otherwise?

I will admit the sucka does generate content here.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 6:30 am
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14079 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:29 am to
My son left for the Air Force...
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:33 am to
frick it.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 6:37 am
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6602 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:09 am to
Let's keep it very granular. When driving, do you out on your seatbelt then start the car, or start the car then put it on? Or, do you even drive a ways then put it on, like automatic door locks that click at 15 mph?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42889 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:17 am to
I shite in the shower...no need for TP

Wet the toothbrush before and after I apply toothpaste

I only use shampoo once a week. I use conditioner every day. It has a mild detergent that cleans your hair without damaging it.

Conditioner then body wash. Rinse both off at the same time. Followed by any facial treatments
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 7:19 am
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:19 am to
Wrap it around your finger? Wtf everything else but that one

Would be amazed if someone didn’t wet toothbrush before brushing. That would be awful.

Use the shampoo as your body wash too. What’s conditioner?
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 7:21 am
Posted by Torrence Hatch
Member since Nov 2018
664 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:21 am to
What is your opinion of Walmart? I have a friend who shops at Walmart but I like to shop at Target instead. Target is much cleaner and the employees are much nicer, so I don't mind spending a little extra. Do you think Target is better than Walmart?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158988 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:23 am to
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CONDIMENT, BITCHES?????
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:28 am to
For the record, these aren't creative writing starters.

You have to leave a situation hanging...
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:35 am to
My contribution to a greener environment and to help save trees, when I’m taking a dump and need to blow my nose, I blow my nose first with the TP then use the same TP to wipe.

2 birds, 1 stone.

You’re welcome
Posted by BitBuster
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2017
1967 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:48 am to
Bruh, always rinse off the toothbrush before putting on toothpaste. There's poo particles floating all over the bathroom after every flush, some of that gets on your toothbrush.
Posted by Torrence Hatch
Member since Nov 2018
664 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:50 am to
If you don't alcohol your toothbrush before brushing, you nasty
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 8:05 am to
quote:

You have to leave a situation hanging...
I’ll take my lesson from the goat.

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