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re: Crazy Family Christmas stories
Posted on 12/25/18 at 11:48 am to JohnnyKilroy
Posted on 12/25/18 at 11:48 am to JohnnyKilroy
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My grandparents are prepping for end times. They were convinced that it was gonna pop off at any moment under Obama.
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Posted on 12/25/18 at 11:57 am to deltaland
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He is right you know
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:56 pm to Masterag
I liked this story from The Advocate’s article on most memorable gifts:
Jessamyn “Jess” Stidham’s most memorable Christmas gift was one her brother, Jody, received. We suspect he remembered it, too.
“Jody was notoriously bad in school,” she said. “My parents were always at the school, getting him out of trouble. It got so bad that my dad threatened my brother with Santa Claus only leaving him a reindeer turd in his stocking.”
Threats didn’t work. On Christmas morning, no presents for him were under the tree.
“Jody reached into his stocking and felt something round, wrapped in plastic wrap. Sure enough, it was a reindeer turd (my dad had snuck off to a friend's house who owned horses). Jody cried and cried. It was only when my mom had seen Jody suffer enough did she ask my dad to get Jody's presents out of their closet.
“The following year, he was a little better.
Jessamyn “Jess” Stidham’s most memorable Christmas gift was one her brother, Jody, received. We suspect he remembered it, too.
“Jody was notoriously bad in school,” she said. “My parents were always at the school, getting him out of trouble. It got so bad that my dad threatened my brother with Santa Claus only leaving him a reindeer turd in his stocking.”
Threats didn’t work. On Christmas morning, no presents for him were under the tree.
“Jody reached into his stocking and felt something round, wrapped in plastic wrap. Sure enough, it was a reindeer turd (my dad had snuck off to a friend's house who owned horses). Jody cried and cried. It was only when my mom had seen Jody suffer enough did she ask my dad to get Jody's presents out of their closet.
“The following year, he was a little better.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 2:42 pm to Twenty 49
Dad should've crapped in the bag himself
Posted on 12/25/18 at 2:46 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:Bender?
I got punched in the face by my dad once while I was protecting my sister
That was pretty crazy
One of the handful of times the cops were called on Christmas Eve
Posted on 12/25/18 at 2:53 pm to SlowFlowPro
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got punched in the face by my dad once while I was protecting my sister
Jesus. Why was he going after your sis?
Posted on 12/25/18 at 3:23 pm to Twenty 49
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Jody
Checks out.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 3:27 pm to Jim Rockford
I managed 20 something beers starting late last night. I'm about 15 in today. Taking it easy for now
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