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re: Craziest hook up stories
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:17 pm to TigersHuskers
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:17 pm to TigersHuskers
Back in the 90's, met this girl at the Art for Art's Sake party at the Contemporary Arts Center ... Turns out she was a travel nurse at Tulane Med center and lived in the Woodward Wight apartments in the warehouse district...
Go back to her place, start fooling around, get her naked and she has the hairiest snatch I've ever seen... went for it anyway but from behind to take away the shock of the jungle down there.. Turn her on her belly and her arse looks like a hairy taco... Total erection killer, got dressed and went home...
Go back to her place, start fooling around, get her naked and she has the hairiest snatch I've ever seen... went for it anyway but from behind to take away the shock of the jungle down there.. Turn her on her belly and her arse looks like a hairy taco... Total erection killer, got dressed and went home...
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 10:33 pm
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Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:19 pm to RummelTiger
edited: thought RummelTiger was talking to me
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:21 pm to Hangover Haven
Dude you need some spelling lessons bad.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:21 pm to goldennugget
is this experience what made you want to transition to be a chick and lob off your pecker?
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:23 pm to mikelbr
So I'm up in Massachusetts for a wedding
Friday night the groomsmen come up. Baws from Maine. Cool guys. We and the groom hang out and drink all night
Wedding yesterday. Had a blast. I danced with ALL the women. Young, old, whatever. Just a coonass up there having a blast.
Anyway, two of the groomsmen are good friends. After reception we all go down to the bride's family's private beach and have a fire.
Everyone goes back to main except one groomsman who got married 2 months ago, this other chick. and me.
Then we go back to the summer cottage, down to the private dock, and proceed to drink more.
Dude is a big guy, burly. I ask the chick to scratch my back. She obliges and does it awesomely. Then she proceeds to "read my aura". Tells me all sorts of stuff. Say's I'm purple or something. Then the guy proceeds to stutter his way through a confession that he is in love with this chick, who isn't his wife.
He tried to kiss her, she didn't want to go there. Rebuffs him, says they shouldn't.
So she's looking to me to run interference and keep him from flipping out. I tell him to just fold and go to bed. They were in a room together but she doesn't feel safe with him anymore, so i tell her she is sleeping in my room.
Once we finally get in there, I look at her and get into the bed with her, we both know what's up. We start to touch, then start to make out, and from there it's showtime.
So I proceed to rail her. Walls are paper thin. Old boy is down stairs just below us, listening to me frick the shite out i of the chick he just professed to love and got shut down by.
He wept softly.
Friday night the groomsmen come up. Baws from Maine. Cool guys. We and the groom hang out and drink all night
Wedding yesterday. Had a blast. I danced with ALL the women. Young, old, whatever. Just a coonass up there having a blast.
Anyway, two of the groomsmen are good friends. After reception we all go down to the bride's family's private beach and have a fire.
Everyone goes back to main except one groomsman who got married 2 months ago, this other chick. and me.
Then we go back to the summer cottage, down to the private dock, and proceed to drink more.
Dude is a big guy, burly. I ask the chick to scratch my back. She obliges and does it awesomely. Then she proceeds to "read my aura". Tells me all sorts of stuff. Say's I'm purple or something. Then the guy proceeds to stutter his way through a confession that he is in love with this chick, who isn't his wife.
He tried to kiss her, she didn't want to go there. Rebuffs him, says they shouldn't.
So she's looking to me to run interference and keep him from flipping out. I tell him to just fold and go to bed. They were in a room together but she doesn't feel safe with him anymore, so i tell her she is sleeping in my room.
Once we finally get in there, I look at her and get into the bed with her, we both know what's up. We start to touch, then start to make out, and from there it's showtime.
So I proceed to rail her. Walls are paper thin. Old boy is down stairs just below us, listening to me frick the shite out i of the chick he just professed to love and got shut down by.
He wept softly.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:24 pm to efrad
quote:
And we stayed on opposite sides of her
Just cause you keep saying her doesn't change the fact "her" had a dick, and that leaves one option for your 3 way...gay sex.
Edit: I think you outed your alter by replying to a comment made to your main with it.
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:27 pm to fr33manator
quote:
He wept softly
Pretty sure I read that in the Bible or something
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:29 pm to Passing Wind
edit: thought RummelTiger/Passing Wind were responding to me
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:31 pm to Groovie
quote:
Got a blow job from a dude
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:36 pm to efrad
You replied to a comment, and quoted a comment, made to Oweo as though it was you. That's why I said what I said since his was about a 3 way with two "hers" that ended up whipping out dicks
See below screen shots...
See below screen shots...
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:42 pm to Passing Wind
quote:
You replied to a comment, and quoted a comment, made to Oweo as though it was you. That's why I said what I said since his was about a 3 way with two "hers" that ended up whipping out dicks
I'm a dumbass, I thought RummelTiger was responding to me and didn't even read the block of text he quoted. I figured I was going to get some "you're gay for having a 2 dudes on 1 chick threesome" shite on here.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:44 pm to efrad
no problem I was like wait a second... no biggie man. Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:46 pm to Passing Wind
It's late and I'm tired, besides the typo on warehouse, and missing the apostrophe on Art's, what exactly did I misspell..?
Your life must be pathetic if pointing out spelling errors on fricking message board makes you feel good... Jesus Christ...
Your life must be pathetic if pointing out spelling errors on fricking message board makes you feel good... Jesus Christ...
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:58 pm to Hangover Haven
No I just like fricking with assclowns. my life's way better than I ever hoped so no worries there.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:10 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
Picked up a broad at the bar. She was with a group of 3/4 girls..I start talking to her no response. I think WTF?
Her friend pulls me to the side and tells me she's deaf. GAME ON!
We write text to each other and read them as communication, etc. etc.
Get her home, my roommates are there with the party, 'oh well frick it, they've seen worse from me'..
Me and 1/2 Hellen Keller join the party
I tell her to play along. Everyone I know is trying to talk with her. She has 0 response. I love it.
Dated her for about 6 months, most friends didn't realize she was deaf, or ask, was kinda great.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:15 pm to Groovie
quote:
Got a blow job from a dude
quote:
Groovie
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:28 pm to TigersHuskers
I was hooking up with a girl that was in a long distance relationship with some dude from FL. They had an open relationship. She told me I could bang her anytime I want as long as her man could listen in. She would put it on speaker while we smashed. It was kinda weird
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:30 pm to TigersHuskers
My buddies and I go to a party at an all girls college in Boston, Wellesley. Guys and girls are sitting around drinking when a girl walks in with a bottle of vodka in he hand and asks if anyone wants to go to her room and drink it.
I thought she was full of shite, but no. I went back to her room and we drank the bottle. Much fun was had. Thanks Meta (yes that was her name)
I thought she was full of shite, but no. I went back to her room and we drank the bottle. Much fun was had. Thanks Meta (yes that was her name)
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:59 pm to TigersHuskers
Banged one of my ex's sorority sisters in a motel 6. It's safe to say she left the light on for me.
Posted on 9/4/17 at 12:02 am to Hangover Haven
quote:
she has the hairiest snatch I've ever seen... went for it anyway but from behind to take away the shock of the jungle down there.. Turn her on her belly and her arse looks like a hairy taco...
i honestly dont know what i'd do if this happened to me
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