re: Crappy Advice that technically isn't wrong?

I am dead serious (since you will say i am lying), when I was a teenager, there was this pretty fricking weird kid in my neigborhood. He use to spend hours a day, with ankle weights on, trying to dunk his goal in his front yard.

He use to always talk about getting ready to play in college, when he was a junior and senior in HS.. And never started for the small catholic school he played for.. Anyway, he once told me.. Out of the blue "the other night I tried to suck my own dick and I was able to touch the top of it with my tongue"...

It caught me off guard, why would he just up and tell me this shite.. A few days later I ended up telling other people and it got back to kids at his school who started fricking with him.. He begged me to tell people I made it up.. Thinking about it, I am not sure if I did or not.. But I just remember him saying "if I could suck my own dick, I wouldn't need a girlfriend"