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Cow tipping: Anyone every actually do it
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:57 pm
I don’t mean try. I tried at least a dozen times. Typically go like this.
First, get drunk as shite.
Second, drive out into country and climb over barb wire fence.
Third, as soon as you get close to actual cows someone always laughs or cuts up, cows wake up start mooing we haul arse. Faster is a bull is chasing us.
Anyone actually tip a cow over? Is it even possible
First, get drunk as shite.
Second, drive out into country and climb over barb wire fence.
Third, as soon as you get close to actual cows someone always laughs or cuts up, cows wake up start mooing we haul arse. Faster is a bull is chasing us.
Anyone actually tip a cow over? Is it even possible
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Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:59 pm to TutHillTiger
Cows don't sleep standing up
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:59 pm to TutHillTiger
Yes
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:59 pm to TutHillTiger
I don’t on take out
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:00 pm to TutHillTiger
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Anyone actually tip a cow over? Is it even possible
Everything is possible when you believe fully in your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:01 pm to TutHillTiger
The only tip I give fat gurlz is the direction to the gym.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:01 pm to TutHillTiger
Depends how drunk I am and how desperate I am to get laid
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:01 pm to TutHillTiger
Surprise surprise. Cows sleep laying down
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:03 pm to TutHillTiger
Yes . Me and my step brother Tommy did it once
This post was edited on 8/18/18 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:03 pm to TutHillTiger
Look at em there. Pretty maids all in a row. I want the one on the left which one do you want?
God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before! Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh. She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push.
God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before! Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh. She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:04 pm to TutHillTiger
Cows don’t tip.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:04 pm to TutHillTiger
Yep- picking shrooms rolling cows down the levee
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:07 pm to Chum Bucket
I am sorry I don’t believe you. You may have got drunk or high enough to think you tipped on over
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:08 pm to TutHillTiger
Trust me, I was rolling
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:19 pm to TutHillTiger
I tried on mushrooms and it turned out poorly.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:24 pm to TutHillTiger
They will sleep on the ground but will also go spaced out standing. Basically sleeping and I’ve tried but they don’t exactly tip over, frickers are strong and balanced as shite when standing
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:31 pm to TutHillTiger
No way my herd just lets a stanger walk in on top of them without moving. There may be 90% laying down sleeping but there are others always awake watching guard. The only ones that let you get close enough to touch them like that are ones raised on bottles. Trying to push over 1100lbs isnt easy, you dont really understand until that much animal bumps into you.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:42 pm to tigerzballzdeep
You don't just walk or run up to a 1000lb animal and knock it over. That's a lot of weight. Probably hurt you if you try it with one of those 1500lb bulls.
I'd like to see one of the myostatin-null bulls, the Belgian Blue type.
I've heard that often times steers end up with a taller shoulder height than bulls, but don't understand why. Seems it would be the other way around.
I'd like to see one of the myostatin-null bulls, the Belgian Blue type.
I've heard that often times steers end up with a taller shoulder height than bulls, but don't understand why. Seems it would be the other way around.
Posted on 8/19/18 at 12:48 am to TutHillTiger
A bunch of us tried it as teenagers (about 45 years ago). The few cows we found standing up, just kind of pivoted around when we pushed on them. They just kept sidestepping us. Cows-1 Drunk teenagers 0
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