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re: Couple refuses to cease car sex

Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:15 pm to
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a Dachshund race,


^ most disturbing part of the story.
Posted by Wildcat In Germany
Metro Atlanta
Member since May 2017
3094 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:22 pm to
Imagine the officer while writing this report.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:22 pm to
I had the cops pull up on me late night weekends in the parking lot of the Highland Rd Park on highland behind the neighborhood Village St George back in my high school days. Glad the police simply told you to get dressed and leave back then without the needless arrests.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:24 pm to
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smoking gun dot com


Is this a real website or another like The Onion?
Posted by TommyCheeseballs
Milwaukee WI
Member since Jan 2007
8359 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:24 pm to
Sorry I'm on my phone, the extra quote and pics leg work is too time consuming
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:27 pm to
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That is a fantastic story. It's a shame the OP did such a poor job setting it up.


This.

Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35537 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:28 pm to
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Glad the police simply told you to get dressed and leave back then without the needless arrests.


It appears that the officer was trying to do something like this but they wouldn't stop fricking long enough for him to issue a warning.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65890 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:28 pm to
once you start you can't be expected to stop
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:28 pm to
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I had the cops pull up on me late night weekends in the parking lot of the Highland Rd Park on highland behind the neighborhood Village St George back in my high school days. Glad the police simply told you to get dressed and leave back then without the needless arrests.




I'll bet you right now that if this couple would have simply got dressed and left, they would not have been charged with a crime.

Back when I was in high school , a senior, I had a sophomore girl in my car with me, she was 16. We got caught by a cop. He got me out of the car, took me to the back and I thought I was going to jail for sure. He simply told me "son she's 16, in the future I'd suggest you not do anything with her that you wouldn't do while parked in her dad's driveway" and let us go.

But I mean I didn't refuse to stop fricking her or anything.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:29 pm to
Zero fricks given...


Well, at least one frick.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:30 pm to
IWHI
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65890 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:31 pm to
Puttkemery, apparently not happy to have been interrupted, replied, “No. I’m trying to frick.”

accused Westpfahl of “cock blocking” him and “giving him blue balls,”

Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:31 pm to
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ccording to police, a La Crosse resident yesterday called 911 around 3:25 AM to report a suspected prowler in an alley behind her home.
non story
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76301 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:32 pm to
I got hit on by an old gay guy once at Highland Rd Park so it's good the cops are out there
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20494 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:43 pm to
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the DA's office isn't prosecuting


good on them. this is the kind of incident that everyone should be able to laugh about, and just move on. a mark of a good da's office.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:45 pm to
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good on them. this is the kind of incident that everyone should be able to laugh about, and just move on. a mark of a good da's office.

And now that baw is gonna be legend in his social circle.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65890 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:45 pm to
Puttkemery declared, “It’s just a dick. Nothing to be afraid of.”

i like this guy..i'd buy him a beer.



When Westpfahl asked Scott why the couple did not stop having sex when asked, she replied that Puttkemery “wanted to finish.”

her too
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:46 pm to
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once you start you can't be expected to stop

Correct.....no pause button for sex
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:47 pm to
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Correct.....no pause button for sex


You must not have kids
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47604 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:49 pm to
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I got hit on by an old gay guy once at Highland Rd Park so it's good the cops are out there


Otherwise he would have arse raped you?
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