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re: Could you beat Ronda Rousey in a fight (ufc rules)?

Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:08 pm to
oohhhh

yeah Sebastian would wreck her because he'd be too drunk to feel the pain
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74554 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:08 pm to
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I dislocated my shoulder sliding head first in a kickball game.

That isn't some insane feat.



Yeah but he did it by picking the guy up by his arm and shaking him like a ragdoll.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:08 pm to
You're a total Clown, boy. Looking at you honestly laughing.


Seriously picture you walking up to someone trying to "mudcheck" them

God you're great Darth.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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74554 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:09 pm to
Keep trying to be a internet baddass, boy. You're just showing what a pathetic little poser bitch you are.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:10 pm to
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yeah Sebastian would wreck her because he'd be too drunk to feel the pain



He would slip a little sumpin' sumpin' in her Gatorade and she'd wake up in another state, literally and figuratively.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:11 pm to
I love how you try and turn it on me that tries to be the baddass... you fricking Clown. A whole clown show watching you post
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:15 pm to
Isnt Darth the one that wears jeans with a 13 inch zipper in front
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:16 pm to
Put it this way, President Obama pulls the lee jeans look off better than Darth


quote:

Chef Leppard
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:17 pm to
I'm not the one trying to come across as a badass. You're the one talking shite to me from the safety of your moms basement. I don't need to talk shite to you, boy. But for some reason you, time and again, feel the need to exert your internet badass status by talking shite to me. You're a blow-hard, a try-hard, and a fricking bitch Internet poser. Keep on trying hard and making an arse of yourself, poser.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:20 pm to
I show up in a thread I been posting in from the beginning to see you showed up and already talking about "mudchecking". I just mentioned how funny it would be to see you actually walking up to someone at a bar and "mudchecking" them. You don't agree how silly that would look?

You the one that goes flying off the handle talking about baddassery and things. You are a clown and funny to laugh at. Just accept that
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108714 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:20 pm to
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. The amount of hair he's covered in. 2. His size 3. He dislocated a dude's shoulder one night in a fight.


seems like an appropos nickname!
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:21 pm to
Steve Weatherford would clean the floor



Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:22 pm to
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Darth_Vader



Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:23 pm to
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You the one that goes flying off the handle talking about baddassery and things. You are a clown and funny to laugh at. Just accept that


I bet his club would even laugh at his foolish online persona
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
108714 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:24 pm to
that is what I would love to look like but I know I'll never get my body % that low
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74554 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:24 pm to
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I show up in a thread I been posting in from the beginning to see you showed up and already talking about "mudchecking". I just mentioned how funny it would be to see you actually walking up to someone at a bar and "mudchecking" them. You don't agree how silly that would look?



I didn't bring up mudchecking, idiot. You're the one who started talking shite to me like you always do. I've never once felt the need to engage you in anything because (1) you're an idiot and (2) you're nothing but a little internet tough guy. You talk shite on here all the time trying to sound like a badass. I can't respect that, it's a total bitch move and the sure sign of a chicken shite poser.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:26 pm to
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I bet his club would even laugh at his foolish online persona


I'm the same guy in real life as I am on here. I don't have a "persona". If you're cool with me, I'm cool with you. If you're an a-hole to me, I'm an a-hole right back. Don't like that? Well then go frick yourself.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:26 pm to
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Don't like that? Well then go frick yourself.

ok Darth
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:28 pm to
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So are you saying you would be able to do the same thing to a guy who medaled in the Olympics in judo who weighs say 145 (one of the lowest weight classes)


I would say having experience tackling 230 lb men who played rugby for the US national team(okay most times they stiff armed the shite out of me) would give me a competitive advantage when running at a 135 lb female and making a controlled rugby tackle against her will.
We aren't all just just former frat boys who played intramural flag football in our free time.


and no I didn't just play rugby in college. played for 7 years after and I would want a few weeks to practice my planned take down and submission on her as well as conditioning. I'm not suggesting I could do this tonight after work.
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 3:32 pm
Posted by NOLALGD
Member since May 2014
2790 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:29 pm to
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I think people are underestimating the conditioning and grappling.

I don't think she's going to knock me out with one punch in 10 seconds, but she'd dance around me and wear me down and put me in a hold that I couldn't get out of.



She won't knock, you, me, or most of the posters in this thread out. She would get you winded then go in attack mode when you are worn down.
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