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re: Could you beat a 135 pound female mma fighter (amanda nunez)without training?
Posted on 8/22/23 at 5:57 pm to yellowfin
Posted on 8/22/23 at 5:57 pm to yellowfin
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I can beat any 135# woman, if it’s an average guy off the street then I’d agree they’d lose. The average guy is fat and lazy.
That 135# girl would climb on your back like a spider monkey and put you to sleep so fast you wouldn’t know how to walk straight for 2 days
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Posted on 8/22/23 at 5:57 pm to Mushroom1968
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Is the dead elk trained to choke you?
Doesn’t matter. Choke me all you want. I’ll stand up and jump on her in 2 seconds, and I’ll crush her entire chest cavity and she’ll be dead. How’s that choke hold working now?
You think you pass out immediately from a chokehold?
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:02 pm to lsupride87
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you get your arse kicked by a female 70lbs lighter than you then you need to reevaluate your life
You would def lose to her. Most here would lol
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:05 pm to TeddyPadillac
Anyone that admits to having no fighting skills thinking they could beat a trained a skilled fighter, male or female, 135# is delusional
All she has to do is kick you in the head, punch you in the nose, take you down and put you to sleep.
It would be over before it started.
All she has to do is kick you in the head, punch you in the nose, take you down and put you to sleep.
It would be over before it started.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:06 pm to tgrbaitn08
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wouldn’t know how to walk straight for 2 days
That’s from what she’ll do to your bunghole after the choke hold.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:07 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
If I'm the one with the 12 gauge, maybe. As long as it isn't full choke.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:14 pm to TeddyPadillac
quote:okay if it’s a fight to the death she takes your back and snaps your neck now what?
Doesn’t matter. Choke me all you want. I’ll stand up and jump on her in 2 seconds, and I’ll crush her entire chest cavity and she’ll be dead. How’s that choke hold working now? You think you pass out immediately from a chokehold?
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:15 pm to TeddyPadillac
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How’s that choke hold working now?
It’s working fine, because everything else you said you’d do happened in your dream while you were asleep
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:15 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Anyone that admits to having no fighting skills thinking they could beat a trained a skilled fighter, male or female, 135# is delusional
I get that some of you are 160lbs and don’t think you can win. You can still brag about being “in shape”.
Some of us are actual men with muscles and strength. I’ve got 100lbs on this woman and I’m not a fat arse unathletic slob. She has zero chance stopping me from doing whatever I want to her.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:18 pm to TeddyPadillac
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I get that some of you are 160lbs and don’t think you can win. You can still brag about being “in shape”. Some of us are actual men with muscles and strength. I’ve got 100lbs on this woman and I’m not a fat arse unathletic slob. She has zero chance stopping me from doing whatever I want to her.
The internet has ruined some of y’all
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:19 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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okay if it’s a fight to the death she takes your back and snaps your neck now what?
we aren’t talking about Chyna here. A 135lb woman isn’t strong enough to snap my neck. She’s the equivalent of a kid. That’s like 14 year old me thinking I can walk up to grown men and snap their neck.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:22 pm to Mushroom1968
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The internet has ruined some of y’all
I agree. Somehow you have been brainwashed to think a 135lb woman is as strong as a 200lb man.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:24 pm to TeddyPadillac
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I agree. Somehow you have been brainwashed to think a 135lb woman is as strong as a 200lb man
Never said they were as strong.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:25 pm to TeddyPadillac
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Somehow you have been brainwashed to think a 135lb woman is as strong as a 200lb man.
None of this is about strength lol
You’d get your arse beat
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:33 pm to TeddyPadillac
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I agree. Somehow you have been brainwashed to think a 135lb woman is as strong as a 200lb man.
You’re really underestimating the skill, speed and flexibility advantage. You’d have about 8 seconds to realize your mistake before you panicked and the pulsing head throb and ringing started.
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:36 pm to tgrbaitn08
I could easily throw her around the ring
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:37 pm to TeddyPadillac
quote:so you’re saying your neck is so strong a 135 pound person cannot possibly snap it
we aren’t talking about Chyna here. A 135lb woman isn’t strong enough to snap my neck. She’s the equivalent of a kid. That’s like 14 year old me thinking I can walk up to grown men and snap their neck.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:37 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Not reading thru 14 pages but is the MMA chick also holding a full grown bobcat? That might tip the scales.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:37 pm to TeddyPadillac
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I get that some of you are 160lbs and don’t think you can win. You can still brag about being “in shape”. Some of us are actual men with muscles and strength. I’ve got 100lbs on this woman and I’m not a fat arse unathletic slob. She has zero chance stopping me from doing whatever I want to her.
Agreed. Like I said earlier it better be some first move that breaks my knee or something otherwise a 135 lb grand wizard of combat woman is getting mauled any way you slice it.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 6:38 pm to TeddyPadillac
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I get that some of you are 160lbs and don’t think you can win. You can still brag about being “in shape”. Some of us are actual men with muscles and strength. I’ve got 100lbs on this woman and I’m not a fat arse unathletic slob. She has zero chance stopping me from doing whatever I want to her.
Well I’m 180 lbs and I’m not trained in MMA, and if I was outmatched by someone faster and more skilled than me, getting punched or kicked in the ear or nose then put to sleep, there’s nothing an untrained athlete can do. I don’t care how big or strong you are.
You underestimate the quickness of these fighters and the skills they have.
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