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Could Mike fight a bear

Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:13 pm
Posted by Boo Krewe
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:13 pm
I'm an expert so i think Mike would lose to tigers at br zoo or Disney. He is too playful
Posted by PowerTool
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:13 pm to
He's too drugged.
Posted by RummelTiger
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

Could Mike fight a bear


Could he, sure.

But it would be like Mark Cuban fighting you.

No need for him to stoop so low...
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:18 pm to
A bear is a worthy opponent. How high are you
Posted by RummelTiger
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

A bear is a worthy opponent. How high are you


It went over your head, bruh.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:20 pm to
I'm West carribean
Posted by RummelTiger
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:21 pm to
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I'm West carribean


Then it went around your head?
Posted by Cold Drink
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:22 pm to
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I'm an expert
Animal Kingdom baw
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:23 pm to
Food and beverage
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:29 pm to
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tigers at br zoo


I don’t frick with North Baton Rouge either, baw

Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:38 pm to
A full grown Kodiak Boar can stand 10 feet tall and weigh 1500 pounds. Polar Bears may be slightly larger.

RIP Mike.
This post was edited on 1/1/20 at 11:42 pm
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:40 pm to
What type of bear? Black, Brown, Polar, Koala?
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:41 pm to
Kodiak
Brown
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:42 pm to
Mike's a dead cat.
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:42 pm to
Temperature and Settings?
Does Mike get to Ambush the Kodiak or is it a Cage Fight?
Is it a fight to the death or until one yields and runs away?
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:43 pm to
Cage fight
Don't be pussy pun intended
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:46 pm to
Kodiak bears are the largest bears in the world. A large male can stand over 10 feet tall when on his hind legs, and 5 feet when on all four legs. They weigh up to 1,500 pounds.



The tiger has exceptionally stout teeth. Its canines are 7.5 to 10 cm (3.0 to 3.9 in) long and thus the longest among all cats.[26] The greatest length of its skull is 332 to 376 mm (13.1 to 14.8 in).[19]

Tiger Body weight
Bengal tigers weigh up to 325 kg (717 lb), and reach a head and body length of 320 cm (130 in)
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:52 pm to
Cage fight. The chimps and OL fight at intermission.
Posted by Jp1LSU
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Posted on 1/2/20 at 12:00 am to
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Posted by ElectricWizard0
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Posted on 1/2/20 at 12:57 am to
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