re: Corona virus is the best thing to happen to America in 50 years.

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Bars and Casinos closed.

Consequence: Drunken domestic violence and rape increases, because husbands and boyfriends are not acting on their vices.

Crime down

Consequence: As more poor people lose their jobs, the more likely it is they'll be in your living room at 3am. Just wait for it.


Parents home from work spending time with kids home from school.

Consequence: Child abuse increases as parents come to recognize what a burden their children actually are.

People learning frugality and prudence with their purchasing habits.

Consequence: People are hoarding basic household items and spending mass quantities of money on ammo.


Family meals around the dining room table instead of eating out.

Consequence: Families are eating around the TV, whilst fricking with their devices, as per usual.

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