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Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:01 pm to McCaigBro69
Tell him you appreciate his concern and you'll make sure to write your name and social on your arm in waterproof sharpie just in case. He'll leave you alone after that.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:01 pm to RummelTiger
quote:Eat your own dick.
Oh, I can do that. Easy-peasy...
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:02 pm to BRgetthenet
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I can see the cops standing around in the rain, talking about when they're gonna go back and ask the op again if he's gonna leave his condo.
OP, are they mixing "meow" into their conversations with you?
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:02 pm to Spankum
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if the place is unsafe, they should be able to explain that to you in a satisfactory way and it should be apparent that you need to leave.
According to the police officer, the fire marshall is worried about a tree that is in the middle of the property line (Not the same tree in Hubba's thread last night) possibly falling over and I quote "crashing through your bedroom with you in it".
That just sounded like worst case scenario. While I respect them worrying about my safety, it sounds to me like there's a whole lot of assumptions in that.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:02 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
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Eat your own dick.
No, thank you...
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:05 pm to McCaigBro69
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While I respect them worrying about my safety, it sounds to me like there's a whole lot of assumptions in that.
Presumptions.
You should've gone to school a bit further to the North...
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:05 pm to McCaigBro69
Where do you live that's getting hit by Tornadoes?
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:06 pm to Duzz
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Where do you live that's getting hit by Tornadoes?
A trailer park.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:07 pm to Duzz
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Where do you live that's getting hit by Tornadoes?
Near Ft. Worth in Stephenville, TX.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:12 pm to McCaigBro69
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:17 pm to McCaigBro69
You are missing a golden opportunity. Crank your coffee pot and make a pot of gumbo. Make sure all the cops are fed and watered. Be nice and memorable.
Say goodbye to traffic citations. Each cop you treat nicely will remember you from then on. They may even share some of their blow and hookers with you.
Say goodbye to traffic citations. Each cop you treat nicely will remember you from then on. They may even share some of their blow and hookers with you.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:19 pm to McCaigBro69
Back in 1992 during hurricane Andrew cops were trying to get everybody to leave. Their words were you don't have to leave but we are not coming get you and please tie a label to your toe so we can identify the body later.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:20 pm to RummelTiger
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RummelTiger
I guess the NWS didn't classify it was an EF-1. 100MPH winds. Not saying it was like a EF-5 or anything, but still a tornado.
Please try harder assfrick.
LINK
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:22 pm to Hangit
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Say goodbye to traffic citations. Each cop you treat nicely will remember you from then on. They may even share some of their blow and hookers with you.
Had to throw away a lot of the stuff in my fridge but I've almost got a few links of deer sausage thawed out.
May have to try that.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:22 pm to McCaigBro69
Ask them what the chances are another one touches down right there?
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:22 pm to McCaigBro69
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Please try harder assfrick.
Need a comma between "harder" and "assfrick"...
Just sayin'.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:23 pm to RummelTiger
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Need a comma between "harder" and "assfrick"...
Just sayin'.
God dammit.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:24 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
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Eat your own dick.

Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:25 pm to RummelTiger
quote:why not four,,,, ?
Need a comma between "harder" and "assfrick"... Just sayin'.
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