- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Coaching Changes
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Confess to something bad that you've done.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:48 pm to John88
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:48 pm to John88
I used to get drunk and run into things and the next day park my truck at a store that didn't have security cameras and call the police claiming someone hit and run on my truck while I was shopping so my insurance claim would be property damage rather than a wreck and my rates wouldn't go up and my deductible was less
0
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:51 pm to fr33manator
Not sure how bad but When I was 30 my wife and I separated for 6 months and I spent the whole 6 months banging an 18yr old chick.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:57 pm to SG_Geaux
There was a girl who caused my good friend and his GF to break up by spreading a false rumor about him...one night at a party she asked me to go grab her a beer.
Me and my friends poured a third of the beer out, both peed a little in it, managed to get the top screwed back on and gave it to her. She drank the whole thing...the 10 minutes later she was making out with another friend of ours..we didn't have in it us to tell him what he just kissed.
Me and my friends poured a third of the beer out, both peed a little in it, managed to get the top screwed back on and gave it to her. She drank the whole thing...the 10 minutes later she was making out with another friend of ours..we didn't have in it us to tell him what he just kissed.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:58 pm to Yewkindewit
quote:
I let a silent stinker in church and did not fess up. It was horrible and affected several rows of pews. A small frail woman actually gagged but did not hurl. I felt really bad about it.
I bet you were sitting in pew....
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:59 pm to John88
I bought a new car before I was 30
Posted on 9/14/15 at 10:09 pm to poochie
quote:
I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience
Posted on 9/14/15 at 10:10 pm to SG_Geaux
quote:
Not sure how bad but When I was 30 my wife and I separated for 6 months and I spent the whole 6 months banging an 18yr old chick.
Better than 8 months banging a 16 year old chick.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 10:13 pm to lake2280
quote:
we pissed in a bottle used a syringe to inject oranges and gave them to Iraqi kids.Maybe it wasn't that bad because they loved them and were grateful. The site of their smiles and the juices running down their cheeks was priceless.Do i win?
Jesus christ
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 9/14/15 at 10:55 pm to John88
Had a high school teacher who was a first rate a-hole. Used to make me make him a pot of coffee every day before I could go out for lunch. One day I got sick of it and made it with toilet water. He didn't die.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 11:20 pm to lesserof2weevils
Holy Cross?
Posted on 9/14/15 at 11:24 pm to John88
In high school, we routinely filled a Gatorade jug for the opponent (baseball). We were playing the rival school that night, and added a special ingredient! (The starting lineup's piss!)
Posted on 9/14/15 at 11:24 pm to Jake88
No, you mean someone else has done this?!?
Posted on 9/14/15 at 11:31 pm to John88
when I was younger me and a friend used to prank call the local Motel 6. When you'd dial the number, a recording would pick up and say "Thank you for calling Motel 6, if you know the room number of the guest you're trying to reach, enter it at anytime". We'd dial random room numbers until somebody picked up, and pose as somebody from the front desk, telling them we've been receiving numerous noise complaints from nearby rooms and that they needed to check out. Talk about some pissed off people. Looking back on it, I genuinely feel bad for those poor souls who had to work the front desk and get a lot of heat because of our shenanigans.
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 11:34 pm
Posted on 9/14/15 at 11:34 pm to lesserof2weevils
Oh yeah. There was a coach at HC that would assign a kid coffee duty in each PE class he taught. One time the coach was late, but, we went ahead and were all in the swimming pool as was expected. The coach happens along about 10 minutes into a 50 minute class and asked the kid where his coffee was. Well, the kid didn't have it so he had to dry off, put on his uniform, head to wherever the coffee was and bring a cup to the coach. Then he had to get back in his swimsuit and the pool for the last 5 minutes before getting out to dry off, change, and head to the next class.
Sounds like grounds for toilet water coffee to me.
You sure you're not him?
Sounds like grounds for toilet water coffee to me.
You sure you're not him?
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 11:40 pm
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:12 am to John88
When i was 5, I put gum in a kids' hair because he was throwing jungle gym rocks at me. The teachers had to use peanut butter to get it out of his hair.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:22 am to X123F45
quote:
My M.O. for breaking up with girlfriends was always the same.
Dinner at a nice restaurant. A fun event. A little warm up in the pool or under the stars. Then the nastiest, wildest, most animalistic sex possible, making sure she was satiated in every possible way. The type of sex where she will compare every future sexual experience worth a shite to that night.
Cuddle after sex until morning. Light breakfast, and I made sure the words "Good-bye" were spoken as she left.
I would then never talk to her again as a boyfriend. Friends, sure. frick buddies, after six months fine. But I have never given a woman closure.
Some have deserved a lot better.
Also, I was in a fivish year relationship when I met my wife. Something that night just clicked and I knew. Got her number, went home, the next night was a late halloween party, had decent sex with girlfriend, told her some girl gave me her number the night before. She made some derisive comment about her not gonna call, but I was already talking to my wife like crazy, all night and all day. Had the crazy sexy routine, only this time to save up so I wouldn't rush things with the wife.
Said goodbye the next morning.
Also, she was wearing a borrowed hermionie costume which I absolutely drenched in come
Dude, you're fricked up. I feel sorry for your wife. Maybe y'all are both trashy.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:25 am to John88
In pre-K a couple of buddies and I filled a kiddie sand bucket with piss and threw it in a girls face. I carpooled with her at the time.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:27 am to allsports34
quote:
Walked in my friends wedding 30 years ago and drilled his 30 yr old married daughter in a hotel in Dallas a few months ago.We both travel with our jobs and saw on Facebook we would be in the big D at the same time.....Bar drinks, bad weather and three of the best days I've had in a while at my age////LOL
Another sociopath. I understand people doing bad shite, but its another thing to not feel bad about it. You're even patting yourself on the back. You might have just ruined a fricking marriage dipshit.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:04 am to X123F45
Rando,
You good sir are one diabolical sick frick, hahahaha
You good sir are one diabolical sick frick, hahahaha
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:14 am to Jake88
I'm a girl, no gender issues, so, no, not him. But, great minds...
Page 5 of 9
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News