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re: Colonoscopites assemble!

Posted on 4/20/17 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10201 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 8:57 pm to
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Awake immediately afterwards to a puddle of drool in a different room 45 mins later. It was a surreal experience. That and my butt hurt when I woke up?


Same thing happened to me at a bachelor party.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37718 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:00 pm to
Never had a colonoscopy but I had hernia surgery in January. Guy tells me he's gonna give me Propofol and I'll be out before we make it to surgery. Baw didn't lie. All I remember after that was waking up in recovery and hearing the nurse say "I'm pushing him dilauded (sp) now"

Best sleep ever. No memory of anything after the propofol.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:01 pm to
Never had one done.

A good friend is getting one tomorrow. He's gay so he probably won't notice anything.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70585 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:03 pm to
Propofol's so badass that Michael Jackson hasn't even woken from it yet.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37718 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:07 pm to
Yeah the guy tells me, "I'm gonna give you the stuff Michael Jackson took"! I didn't give a shite what he gave me as long as I was out.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16538 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:08 pm to
Drugs for this shite are awesome for sure.

I've had some of the most epically loud/long farts ever after this. The car ride home with my wife is always full of "sorry"s, then laughing and her getting disgusted. I have to have one every couple of years due to polyps and colon cancer running in the family.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62000 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:10 pm to
I hated having to drink all the magnesium citrate beforehand. Nasty stuff.
Posted by graychef
Member since Jun 2008
30177 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:15 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/8/21 at 11:25 am
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2887 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:20 pm to
I took "moviprep" the taste isn't so bad but the texture (it's dense and somewhat gelatanise) and volume was hard to deal with.
Posted by dmjones
Acworth, GA
Member since Mar 2016
2303 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:26 pm to
Glad that I'm still 15 years away from this shite.
Posted by Drop4Loss
Birds Eye Of Deaf Valley
Member since Oct 2007
3967 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:30 pm to
Yall are suckers
colon osks are just money grabs for the docs

And read the stats on success rates vs whether positive or neg tests in later years

Read up on fecal immunochemical test..... FIT

Approved by the ACS and all self obtained samples that you send to a lab

Yea, yea read it first...
Posted by dmjones
Acworth, GA
Member since Mar 2016
2303 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:35 pm to
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colon osks are just money grabs for the docs


Saved my uncles life. He would have never known that he had colon cancer otherwise.
Posted by graychef
Member since Jun 2008
30177 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:58 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/8/21 at 11:25 am
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