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Clowning the police

Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:08 pm
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:08 pm
Anyone ever ran from the po-po on a bike? I've been watching all these you tube videos of guys on sports bikes running from the police, and it has me really wanting to buy one and make the police silly.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:10 pm to
Normally I like to reach for my waistband really fast, police like when you do that
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106010 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:10 pm to
I hope you wreck.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15609 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:11 pm to
I want you to get arrested.
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:11 pm to
They gotta catch me to arrest me
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:12 pm to
Remember...if the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an arse whipping with them.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:12 pm to
please grab at your waist in a nervous manner while doing this

thanks
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:13 pm to
Please find your own joke, don't just steal tulanefans
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24418 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:13 pm to
Welcome to being a 15 year old.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:16 pm to
Please go try it.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

They gotta catch me to arrest me


It'll be hard to slap the cuffs on you when they are scraping you off the pavement..
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:22 pm to
You gonna register the bike?
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

You gonna register the bike?



no way, I dont want them running my plates
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:25 pm to
Baton Rouge is typically a non Pursuit sort of place, but if you pass the same cop twice they will pursue and they will get help from State Police which usually includes helicopters.

At that point, you better go residential. You better go lights off. And you better be skilled at riding across grass
This post was edited on 2/13/19 at 2:27 pm
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18360 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

I've been watching all these you tube videos of guys on sports bikes running from the police, and it has me really wanting to buy one and make the police silly.


Have fun. Most likely you will run that bike into a parked car and die instantaneously. Maybe even decapitated! Have fun on your quest. If I see you in on the road I will be sure to push you into boundary wall with my large 4x4 SUV. All the best in the fiery pits of hell my fellow man.
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