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Cecil The Lion was a murderer. The story MSM won't tell you

Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:05 pm
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
11171 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:05 pm
Turns out, Cecil the Lion was no choirboy. Photos have surfaced of Cecil in the act of killing and eating Gary the Gazelle. Gary was a favorite of both locals and visitors at Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park, where he delighted onlookers with his trademark leap, while clicking his heels. Gary was 12 years old and leaves his beloved wife, Greta Gazelle, and their 8 (unnamed) offspring. Gary's long-time friend and confidante, Zeke the Zebra said, "A lot of people are crying over Cecil lately, but, let me tell you, I've lost a lot of friends and family to him. He was an animal. I won't be crying no tears."


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Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38458 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:08 pm to
Can we make it stop?


K?
Thanx
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63525 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28327 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:08 pm to
I think you mean Cyrus.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37430 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:11 pm to
I think that was suppose to be funny
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69265 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:11 pm to
Gary was a son of a bitch
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:17 pm to
Yea, let's not be outraged by the human atrocities in one of the worst countries in the world. Let's cry for a fricking lion
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

Let's cry for a fricking lion


not crying for a lion here.

but the shooter was a total douche
Posted by Mudge87
NOLA
Member since Apr 2014
566 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:25 pm to
Red herring much?

ETA: Luring a threatened species off a protected wildlife preserve is pretty fricked up IMO.
This post was edited on 8/1/15 at 10:27 pm
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21539 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:28 pm to
I wonder what he would say about me. I ate a bunch of murdered chicken's legs yesterday and had some dead cow meat today.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7124 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:40 pm to
quote:

not crying for a lion here.

but the shooter was a total douche



Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
6169 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:43 pm to
Male lions don't hunt you stupid frick.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26453 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:48 pm to
frick off
Posted by detmut
Jesuit 81 Metairie
Member since Sep 2011
2369 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:52 pm to
yes, they do.
Posted by LaBornNRaised
Loomis blows
Member since Feb 2011
11013 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

Male lions don't hunt you stupid frick.


You must be a special kind of stupid.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38579 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 11:31 pm to
I think he meant male pride leaders don't typically hunt. I have no idea if that's true or not but I've read that in these threads.
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