- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Posted on 10/24/17 at 11:59 am to bamafan1001
quote:
Not the scenario, Nancy. No one would ever voluntarily enter a life or death cagematch against a bobcat.
quote:
Nope, its a life or death cagematch, Nancy
Make up your mind.
The only scenario I saw was could you kill a bobcat with your bare hands.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:03 pm to TheOcean
At least I wouldnt go into a fetal position like you and wait for it to you out of your misery
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:14 pm to TSLG
I tried to break up a house cat fight before by kicking them...
One of them latched onto my foot like a gotdamn bear trap. Sunk his teeth into one of those big tendons on the front of the ankle and I like to have never got the damn thing off. Man did that sting!

One of them latched onto my foot like a gotdamn bear trap. Sunk his teeth into one of those big tendons on the front of the ankle and I like to have never got the damn thing off. Man did that sting!
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:14 pm to TSLG
I would not want to fight for my life against that. If you tried to strangle it, you better hope you pin its paws in some way or it will seriously mess you up (how you going to pin 4 paws? Ever messed with a house cat's belly? They get those back paws involved and they're vicious).
You would need to seek medical help very quickly assuming you actually killed it because you would die soon from blood loss and I imagine you'd need plastic surgery on your face.
You would need to seek medical help very quickly assuming you actually killed it because you would die soon from blood loss and I imagine you'd need plastic surgery on your face.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:15 pm to BoostAddict
quote:
I tried to break up a house cat fight before by kicking them...
One of them latched onto my foot like a gotdamn bear trap. Sunk his teeth into one of those big tendons on the front of the ankle and I like to have never got the damn thing off. Man did that sting!

Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:16 pm to troyt37
quote:
Make up your mind.
My scenario has never changed. You are attempting to backtrack because you have a stupid argument.
quote:
The only scenario I saw was could you kill a bobcat with your bare hands
Reading comprehension is not your forte I suppose. There is no realistic scenario where a bobcat would fight you to the death ine the open or much less attack a grown man for anything other than self defense.
Ive maintened this entire thread that it would have to be a cagematch scenario where neither party could run.
Could I find a bobcat in the wild, catch it, and kill it with my bare hands...the possibility of me even catching one would be almost zero
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:19 pm to Slip Screen
quote:Gonna be tough to survive 70 vertical wrist cuts
you better hope you pin its paws in some way or it will seriously mess you up (how you going to pin 4 paws? Ever messed with a house cat's belly? They get those back paws involved and they're vicious).
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:20 pm to BoostAddict
quote:
I tried to break up a house cat fight before by kicking them... One of them latched onto my foot like a gotdamn bear trap. Sunk his teeth into one of those big tendons on the front of the ankle and I like to have never got the damn thing off. Man did that sting!


Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:23 pm to Slip Screen

I'm not seeing the rest of the bobcat. So I think this guy won his fight.

Even this little guy could do damage if he got a hold of you.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:23 pm to bamafan1001
You are an idiot
Makes sense
quote:
bamafan1001
Makes sense

Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:25 pm to Slip Screen
This thread summed up:
Me: in a life or death scenario id kill the bobcat but it would f me up
Most of the LSU and Arkansas fans: hur hur you are dumb if you dont think the bobcat would f you up, must be a self proclaimed badass.
Me: facepalm
Me: in a life or death scenario id kill the bobcat but it would f me up
Most of the LSU and Arkansas fans: hur hur you are dumb if you dont think the bobcat would f you up, must be a self proclaimed badass.
Me: facepalm
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:27 pm to bamafan1001
quote:
Me: in a life or death scenario id kill the bobcat but it would f me up
you wouldn't have a prayer against the one in the OP video
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:34 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
you wouldn't have a prayer against the one in the OP video
No, you wouldnt have a prayer
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:36 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:
StealthCalais11
Claims he would be killed by an oversized housecat
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:38 pm to bamafan1001
quote:
bamafan1001
Has the self-esteem of a 13 year old girl
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:39 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:
StealthCalais11
Self proclaimed pussy
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:47 pm to bamafan1001
quote:
My scenario has never changed. You are attempting to backtrack because you have a stupid argument.
I quoted you both times, skippy.
Let's just call it here. Probably just a perspective thing. In my experience, making assumptions about yourself or you're opponent in a combat scenario is never a good thing. Making assumptions about an opponent with four fangs, and 20 needle sharp claws is idiotic. My opinion, of course.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:53 pm to troyt37
Maybe you just arent logical and your opinion is dumb. I could see that
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:55 pm to bamafan1001
You've spent 6 pages defending your ego. That speaks volumes about the kind of person you are 

This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 1:15 pm
Popular
Back to top
