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re: Care to change your bobcat answer?

Posted on 10/24/17 at 11:58 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 10/24/17 at 11:58 am to
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That german shepherd wanted to part of that shite


I have a heeler that would have ripped that little bobcat a new one
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 10/24/17 at 11:59 am to
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Not the scenario, Nancy. No one would ever voluntarily enter a life or death cagematch against a bobcat.


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Nope, its a life or death cagematch, Nancy


Make up your mind.

The only scenario I saw was could you kill a bobcat with your bare hands.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:03 pm to
At least I wouldnt go into a fetal position like you and wait for it to you out of your misery
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
3063 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:14 pm to
I tried to break up a house cat fight before by kicking them...

One of them latched onto my foot like a gotdamn bear trap. Sunk his teeth into one of those big tendons on the front of the ankle and I like to have never got the damn thing off. Man did that sting!
Posted by Slip Screen
Magnolia, Texas
Member since Jan 2005
2154 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:14 pm to
I would not want to fight for my life against that. If you tried to strangle it, you better hope you pin its paws in some way or it will seriously mess you up (how you going to pin 4 paws? Ever messed with a house cat's belly? They get those back paws involved and they're vicious).

You would need to seek medical help very quickly assuming you actually killed it because you would die soon from blood loss and I imagine you'd need plastic surgery on your face.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
86564 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

I tried to break up a house cat fight before by kicking them...

One of them latched onto my foot like a gotdamn bear trap. Sunk his teeth into one of those big tendons on the front of the ankle and I like to have never got the damn thing off. Man did that sting!
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:16 pm to
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Make up your mind.



My scenario has never changed. You are attempting to backtrack because you have a stupid argument.

quote:

The only scenario I saw was could you kill a bobcat with your bare hands


Reading comprehension is not your forte I suppose. There is no realistic scenario where a bobcat would fight you to the death ine the open or much less attack a grown man for anything other than self defense.

Ive maintened this entire thread that it would have to be a cagematch scenario where neither party could run.

Could I find a bobcat in the wild, catch it, and kill it with my bare hands...the possibility of me even catching one would be almost zero
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
86564 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:19 pm to
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you better hope you pin its paws in some way or it will seriously mess you up (how you going to pin 4 paws? Ever messed with a house cat's belly? They get those back paws involved and they're vicious).
Gonna be tough to survive 70 vertical wrist cuts
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19089 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:20 pm to
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I tried to break up a house cat fight before by kicking them... One of them latched onto my foot like a gotdamn bear trap. Sunk his teeth into one of those big tendons on the front of the ankle and I like to have never got the damn thing off. Man did that sting!


Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
86564 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:23 pm to



I'm not seeing the rest of the bobcat. So I think this guy won his fight.



Even this little guy could do damage if he got a hold of you.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12495 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:23 pm to
You are an idiot
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bamafan1001

Makes sense
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:25 pm to
This thread summed up:

Me: in a life or death scenario id kill the bobcat but it would f me up

Most of the LSU and Arkansas fans: hur hur you are dumb if you dont think the bobcat would f you up, must be a self proclaimed badass.

Me: facepalm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82925 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:27 pm to
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Me: in a life or death scenario id kill the bobcat but it would f me up


you wouldn't have a prayer against the one in the OP video
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

you wouldn't have a prayer against the one in the OP video


No, you wouldnt have a prayer
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

StealthCalais11


Claims he would be killed by an oversized housecat
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12495 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:38 pm to
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bamafan1001


Has the self-esteem of a 13 year old girl
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:39 pm to
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StealthCalais11


Self proclaimed pussy
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14305 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:47 pm to
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My scenario has never changed. You are attempting to backtrack because you have a stupid argument.


I quoted you both times, skippy.


Let's just call it here. Probably just a perspective thing. In my experience, making assumptions about yourself or you're opponent in a combat scenario is never a good thing. Making assumptions about an opponent with four fangs, and 20 needle sharp claws is idiotic. My opinion, of course.

Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:53 pm to
Maybe you just arent logical and your opinion is dumb. I could see that
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12495 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:55 pm to
You've spent 6 pages defending your ego. That speaks volumes about the kind of person you are
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 1:15 pm
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