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car accident stories
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:52 am
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:52 am
Lets hear em. Was also wondering if anybody has ever had a funny car accident story.
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:53 am to GermanShepherd
Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. But when he finally came back his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had smashed him so hard.
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 9:54 am
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:53 am to GermanShepherd
A serious car wreck has a certain smell to it. Some find it oddly arousing.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:53 am to GermanShepherd
This one time I was in a wreck, and it was funny.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:54 am to GermanShepherd
I was rear ended on Florida boulevard and I called Dr. Plantz chiropractor.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:54 am to GermanShepherd
I just read in the other thread that Tiger crashed his Escalade into Lindsey Vonn's vagina and that why she cant get a date now. Pretty funny.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:54 am to GermanShepherd
Guy jumped the levee in an old maverick.
I'd like to think motley cru was playing
I'd like to think motley cru was playing
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:55 am to Paul Allen
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Paul Allen
I just wanted to say thanks for finding the Indianapolis and the Lexington.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:55 am to Paul Allen
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I was rear ended on Florida boulevard
tmi
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:56 am to Deep Purple Haze
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I was rear ended on Florida boulevard
tmi
bbc
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:57 am to GermanShepherd
drink tipped over tried to grab it and rear ended a lady in a minivan... embarrassing. Sat in my car and ate my sandwich while waiting on the cop.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:58 am to GermanShepherd
I had a stock ‘99 Tacoma pickup for my first truck. My brother had a jacked up ‘02 Tacoma at the time with a brush guard on the front. He needed my truck for a long drive because it rode better, so I had his for school.
I was driving down hwy 22 in Ponchatoula doing 55 mph going through a green light. A car in the turning lane had green light, but had to yield to on coming traffic. She didn’t. I t-boned her into a light pole. If I were driving my truck, I wouldn’t be here to post about it. It wasn’t funny.
I was driving down hwy 22 in Ponchatoula doing 55 mph going through a green light. A car in the turning lane had green light, but had to yield to on coming traffic. She didn’t. I t-boned her into a light pole. If I were driving my truck, I wouldn’t be here to post about it. It wasn’t funny.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:01 am to terd ferguson
I listened to that album this week. It's probably been 20 years since I had listened to it.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:03 am to DuckManiak
My friend's wife rear ended him while leaving our neighborhood and totaled both cars. Nobody was hurt but it sucks/ kinda funny that they went from no car notes to whatever a 2016 sierra and lexus es350 cost a month
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:05 am to GermanShepherd
I heard about someone's grandma getting run over by a reindeer once.. 
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:05 am to GermanShepherd
I was sitting inside one night and heard something that sounded like a tray of silverware being dropped. I went outside and found a drunk guy walking around in the road. He didn't want an ambulance, just a tow truck. But he was cut up and bleeding pretty bad. I expected to see a crushed body in the passengers seat, but luckily he was alone.
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 10:11 am
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:08 am to GermanShepherd
Scariest wreck i was involved in was on Tiger Bend after losing control of my car in curve. I was driving a bit too fast and smacked a tree pretty hard tearing up a car I had sunk a bunch of my HS job money into.. Craziest thing was a cd on the back dash of the car and exploded into my head cutting me up pretty bad, other than that I would have been fine sans some airbag burns.
Weirdest one
Pulling out of Exxon station one morning on my way to school, I was waved out and the got nearly hit head on by a guy doing 75+.. Crazy thing was after his Truck came to a screeching halt on its side in the intersection ( and beer cans went flying everywhere it was a mess) this Baw kicked out his front windshield crawled out of the truck with his massive hand canon head straight for me..
Luckily the cops subdued him. The kicker was he was not only drunk at 7 am and threatening to shoot me....The Frickin cops put us both in the same ambulance and he amazingly he sued my insurance company and fricking won.. Gotta love La..
Weirdest one
Pulling out of Exxon station one morning on my way to school, I was waved out and the got nearly hit head on by a guy doing 75+.. Crazy thing was after his Truck came to a screeching halt on its side in the intersection ( and beer cans went flying everywhere it was a mess) this Baw kicked out his front windshield crawled out of the truck with his massive hand canon head straight for me..
Luckily the cops subdued him. The kicker was he was not only drunk at 7 am and threatening to shoot me....The Frickin cops put us both in the same ambulance and he amazingly he sued my insurance company and fricking won.. Gotta love La..
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 10:09 am
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:09 am to eScott
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just a toe truck.
Mangled that foot pretty bad? Must have swelled up a bit.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:09 am to GermanShepherd
I had a drunk teen kid run into my fence and pass out. wife found him in the morning, woke him up. He asked her to hold his weed.
He came back later with a cake that said "Sorry for running into your fence"
He came back later with a cake that said "Sorry for running into your fence"
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:11 am to DuckManiak
yeah it was broken up pretty bad. 
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