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Can you sneeze in your sleep?

Posted on 6/1/17 at 11:32 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42908 posts
Posted on 6/1/17 at 11:32 pm
I'm not asking you to try it, because you'd be asleep. I've woken up from coughing or farting or vomiting, but never sneezing.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45546 posts
Posted on 6/1/17 at 11:33 pm to
You can but you'll die.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71839 posts
Posted on 6/1/17 at 11:34 pm to
That's what killed Glenn Frey.
This post was edited on 6/1/17 at 11:35 pm
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40399 posts
Posted on 6/1/17 at 11:38 pm to
Yes. Woke up covered in snot. I thought someone had broken in and came on me repeatedly.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19830 posts
Posted on 6/1/17 at 11:41 pm to
For the first time in my life this year at 35 I woke up from sneezing out of my dick. I was embarrassed at first but now I hope it happens every night

It's much better than waking up with a nose bleed, shitting the bed or pissing the bed.
This post was edited on 6/1/17 at 11:43 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71839 posts
Posted on 6/1/17 at 11:46 pm to
I feel like clearly you've been wanting to tell people about that, but it seems really forced in this thread.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85538 posts
Posted on 6/1/17 at 11:48 pm to
I've never jizzed in my sleep
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19830 posts
Posted on 6/1/17 at 11:53 pm to
quote:

Can you sneeze in your sleep? I feel like clearly you've been wanting to tell people about that, but it seems really forced in this thread.


Nope. I came straight to the OT the next day and posted
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23706 posts
Posted on 6/1/17 at 11:56 pm to
I had a similar dream where I was wresting this anaconda for hours. When I woke up I was tugging on my dick.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19830 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:14 am to
I think my record downvotes was when I made a soccer thread on the OT and said how gay it was and then it got moved to the soccer board
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23377 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:30 am to
quote:

Yes. Woke up covered in snot. I thought someone had broken in and came on me repeatedly.





You just sneezed on yourself. Now go back to sleep Billy.
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2563 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:46 am to
If so, can you snort cocaine in your sleep?
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