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Brothers convince their little sister that the Zombie apocolypse has started

Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:08 pm
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:08 pm
after she got her wisdom teeth pulled, while she was still high from surgery.

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Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:11 pm to
i lost it at the extend-o arm and her choice to leave the already dying dog
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:11 pm to
Facebook clickbait. Probably fake too.
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:12 pm to
what a bitch, said to leave the dog

- also who names there kid millicent?
This post was edited on 4/12/16 at 12:14 pm
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
6650 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:12 pm to
I felt bad for her then she said to leave the dog and get the cat. She deserved it
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
159366 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:13 pm to
The grabber thing had her all messed up.

ETA: Always leave the Dawg behind. Good choice Milicent.
This post was edited on 4/12/16 at 12:15 pm
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:13 pm to
It's a rational decision. Dogs require more maintenance, eat more food and make more noise. You don't want to waste your supplies on a dog and then have the dog attract zombies by barking.

Good choice.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8751 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:16 pm to
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also who names there kid millicent?


Jerry Gergich
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:17 pm to
This is funny in so many ways.
"We have guns. Why do we need garden tools?"
"The cat you idiot. The dog is already dying. Leave him"
"I can say pants"
This post was edited on 4/12/16 at 12:18 pm
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
Member since Dec 2007
25249 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:17 pm to
Dog could save your life though(I Am Legend). What will the cat accomplish?
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82755 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:18 pm to
I don't know what her being doped up had to do with anything? She seemed to react like any chick would and wasn't flipping out or anything
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:19 pm to
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Dog could save your life though
By killing a zombie? Please.
quote:

What will the cat accomplish?
Catch birds and rats for you, thereby contributing to the food cache.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:21 pm to
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What will the cat accomplish?
Catch birds and rats for you, thereby contributing to the food cache.


What kind of cats have you been hanging around? The only birds and rats I've ever seen caught by a cat have all been mauled beyond all recognition. Everyone knows cats are selfish sons of bitches.
This post was edited on 4/12/16 at 12:21 pm
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
Member since Dec 2007
25249 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

By killing a zombie? Please.

By killing zombie dogs.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

The only birds and rats I've ever seen caught by a cat have all been mauled beyond all recognition. Everyone knows cats are selfish sons of bitches.
Toss em into a stew. At a minimum, the cat will feed itself.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:23 pm to
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By killing zombie dogs.

Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61760 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:24 pm to
I laughed
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:26 pm to
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Facebook clickbait. Probably fake too.


Yeah, I'm going with fake as well, for one obvious reason: there is no cussing whatsoever. If you are trying to sell to someone that the zombie apocalypse is happening and also get the audience to buy it, then there's got to be dog cussing. Can't think of a single zombie apocalypse scenario where this doesn't happen.

They just wanted to make it family friendly and get 10 million hits on YouTube to make a few grand off of it. "What the heck" should be an immediate tip off that this is the case.
Posted by Spilled Milk
Member since Mar 2015
1075 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:26 pm to
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"We have guns. Why do we need garden tools?" "The cat you idiot. The dog is already dying. Leave him" "I can say pants"

Those seemed like level headed, rational responses to me
This post was edited on 4/12/16 at 12:27 pm
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 12:26 pm to
also painkillers don't really make you "hallucinate"
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