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Bronx Doctors Say Man Discovered With ‘Exceedingly Rare’ Condition, His Penis Is STONE
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:32 am
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:32 am
NY News Video SFW
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Doctors in the Bronx say they encountered one of the rarest medical mysteries they’ve come across – a man’s penis was literally turning to bone. According to a team of physicians from Lincoln Medical and Mental Health Center, a 63-year-old man suffered a fall onto the pavement and went to the hospital complaining of knee pain.
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Doctors did an x-ray on the 63-year-old’s pelvis to make sure he hadn’t hurt his hip as well and that’s when the stunning discovery was made. “An extensive, plaque-like calcification along the expected distribution of the penis was evident.” The Bronx doctors say the unidentified man was likely suffering from an “exceedingly rare” case of ossification, or the abnormal formation of bone. “Penile ossification remains a relatively rare condition being mentioned in very few journals,” the Bronx doctors said.
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Unfortunately, the staff at Lincoln Medical could not examine the man’s pelvic paralysis further. The 63-year-old reportedly decided to leave the hospital against the advice of medics and a follow-up lab exam could not be done. For now, a medical mystery is still walking around New York.
This post was edited on 8/12/19 at 11:35 am
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:33 am to LSUWoodworker
So... he's getting a boner?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:33 am to LSUWoodworker
So he is literally getting a boner?
ETA... frick
ETA... frick
This post was edited on 8/12/19 at 11:34 am
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:33 am to LSUWoodworker

This post was edited on 8/12/19 at 11:35 am
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:33 am to LSUWoodworker
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an “exceedingly rare” case of ossification
thought this was an arse thread
:lookingforpavementtofallon
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:33 am to LSUWoodworker
It's okay. Cutting off your penis is cool nowadays.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:36 am to LSUWoodworker
No need to refill that Viagra Rx
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:36 am to TH03
quote:
It's okay. Cutting off your penis is cool nowadays.
What do you me to do woman? Cut it off?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:36 am to TH03
There are X-Rays but I am not posting those for fear of Frad or CHicken getting upset. I am not sure about the rules on legit medical xrays. We may need to have an amendment to the NSFW rules?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:45 am to LSUWoodworker
No homo
I wanna see what a stone penis looks like.
Is it solid all the time?
I wanna see what a stone penis looks like.
Is it solid all the time?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:45 am to LSUWoodworker
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The 63-year-old reportedly decided to leave the hospital against the advice of medics and a follow-up lab exam could not be done.
If he weren't this old, he could monetize it and become a star.
A porn star.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:45 am to LSUWoodworker
must have visited that naked stay at home moms place
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:48 am to LSUWoodworker
Can’t understand why he would have wanted to leave the hospital without further examination. I know if I had that condition I’d love reading about it on the local news.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:49 am to BuckeyeFan87
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I know if I had that condition I’d love reading about it on the local news.
dude's probably hoping all the women in his neighborhood are reading it
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:50 am to LSUWoodworker
How does one piss thru stone?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:50 am to Pepe Lepew
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How does one piss thru stone?
it probably has a stone hinge
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:52 am to LSUWoodworker
quote:For some reason an ELO song popped into my head...
Bronx Doctors Say Man Discovered With ‘Exceedingly Rare’ Condition, His Penis Is STONE
I turn to stone when you are gone
I turn to stone
I turn to stone, when you comin' home
I can't go on
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:52 am to LSUWoodworker
Sounds like Myositis ossificans. Or it’s cousin. Ain’t that a bitch to get it in your dick.
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