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Bronx Doctors Say Man Discovered With ‘Exceedingly Rare’ Condition, His Penis Is STONE

Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:32 am
Posted by LSUWoodworker
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:32 am
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Doctors in the Bronx say they encountered one of the rarest medical mysteries they’ve come across – a man’s penis was literally turning to bone. According to a team of physicians from Lincoln Medical and Mental Health Center, a 63-year-old man suffered a fall onto the pavement and went to the hospital complaining of knee pain.






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Doctors did an x-ray on the 63-year-old’s pelvis to make sure he hadn’t hurt his hip as well and that’s when the stunning discovery was made. “An extensive, plaque-like calcification along the expected distribution of the penis was evident.” The Bronx doctors say the unidentified man was likely suffering from an “exceedingly rare” case of ossification, or the abnormal formation of bone. “Penile ossification remains a relatively rare condition being mentioned in very few journals,” the Bronx doctors said.



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Unfortunately, the staff at Lincoln Medical could not examine the man’s pelvic paralysis further. The 63-year-old reportedly decided to leave the hospital against the advice of medics and a follow-up lab exam could not be done. For now, a medical mystery is still walking around New York.


This post was edited on 8/12/19 at 11:35 am
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:33 am to
So... he's getting a boner?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:33 am to
So he is literally getting a boner?


ETA... frick
This post was edited on 8/12/19 at 11:34 am
Posted by GetCocky11
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:33 am to
This post was edited on 8/12/19 at 11:35 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:33 am to
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an “exceedingly rare” case of ossification


thought this was an arse thread

:lookingforpavementtofallon
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:33 am to
It's okay. Cutting off your penis is cool nowadays.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53966 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:36 am to
No need to refill that Viagra Rx
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36631 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:36 am to
quote:

It's okay. Cutting off your penis is cool nowadays.


What do you me to do woman? Cut it off?



Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18878 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:36 am to
There are X-Rays but I am not posting those for fear of Frad or CHicken getting upset. I am not sure about the rules on legit medical xrays. We may need to have an amendment to the NSFW rules?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:36 am to


Dis him?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:45 am to
No homo

I wanna see what a stone penis looks like.

Is it solid all the time?
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:45 am to



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The 63-year-old reportedly decided to leave the hospital against the advice of medics and a follow-up lab exam could not be done.


If he weren't this old, he could monetize it and become a star.
A porn star.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:45 am to
must have visited that naked stay at home moms place
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:48 am to
Can’t understand why he would have wanted to leave the hospital without further examination. I know if I had that condition I’d love reading about it on the local news.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:49 am to
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I know if I had that condition I’d love reading about it on the local news.


dude's probably hoping all the women in his neighborhood are reading it
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:50 am to
How does one piss thru stone?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:50 am to
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How does one piss thru stone?


it probably has a stone hinge
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:52 am to
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Bronx Doctors Say Man Discovered With ‘Exceedingly Rare’ Condition, His Penis Is STONE
For some reason an ELO song popped into my head...

I turn to stone when you are gone
I turn to stone
I turn to stone, when you comin' home
I can't go on
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 11:52 am to
Sounds like Myositis ossificans. Or it’s cousin. Ain’t that a bitch to get it in your dick.
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